you need to put the pens in Ian, take them from Long and put them on Kebe, for example and it all looks very different. Working on a sample to include cup games (missed plymouth as the match report on here doesn't work too) I'll have a look at bracketing in number of pens whilst I'm about it. He sc...

Just how many starts do our other attackers have in comparison under McDermott? Just to give a picture in some context? I posted this already in terms of minutes played. Here it is starts/minutes/goals 2009-10 - - - 2010-11 - - - Total 20 (07) - - - - 15 (03) - - - - 35 (10) - - - - 3,526 Minutes -...

35 goals, TWENTY-NINE in open play, 1 goal every 2.75 games So you think 16 goals a season is good enough for a striker? Last season, just SEVEN out of 90+ strikers in the CCC just these players managed 16 or more 1 Peter Whittingham 22 Cardiff City MIDFIELDER 2 Nicky Maynard 20 Bristol City 3 Gary...

Totally. For me he needs to get about another 6 goals over the next 12 ish games, preferably from open play, otherwise it's just another short lived purple patch. But he's made a good start against his favourite club. I won't be holding my breath - as I think others have said, it would be typical f...

Well, there we go - finally Long remembers where the back of the net is and doubles his tally from open play for the season. I really hope that this will kick start a good scoring run for him - as I said in my opening post, his workrate up to the 18 yard box is unquestionable so the only thing that...

T.R.O.L.I.

You were doing quite well until you resorted to childish insults.

If you know they are childish insults
you must have solved the very difficult
quiz. Well done. Ian couldn't work it out.

Ian Royal Off he goes again, odious poster.

You started it, you old woman

Ian Royal
I don't like him a great deal, but I'd like him a whole lot more if snowball shut up.

A quiz for you small-person.

Re-arrange these common phrases or sayings.


1. Prick are a you.

2. Off oxf*rd

But, under McDermott, only Gylfi has scored more than Long, and, under McDermott, Long has scored a very creditable one goal every 225 minutes (2.5 games) only beaten by Gylfi and edged by Church who has scored fewer goals. I have said over and over again, you judge players over a longer period of t...

Ian Royal

Snowball So guilty only according to the certain posters on this thread, as predicted

case being dropped is not necessarily an indicator of innocence.

You ever get accused of rape and then the case is dropped, we'll call you a rapist, then.

Open play goal. who scored it? Who scored their first ever league goal against Derby? Who scored their second ever league goal against Derby? Who seems to score a lot of goals against Derby? If only he could score against the other teams in the league as regularly as he does against Derby he would ...

BRILLIANT!

Derby free kick edge of box. MISSES!

PEARCEY A long goal in open play...cue Snowball rushing off to the WC for a quick w*nk.

Are you talking about our top-scorer?

4 mins extra time

I missed the goal-scorer. Who was it?

Open play goal.


who scored it?

Yeeehahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alberto Bueno Calvo (born 20 March 1988) is a Spanish footballer who plays for Derby County on loan from Real Valladolid.

He mainly operates as a second striker, and can also appear as a left winger.

Bueno, Spanish?