Victor Meldrew How many of that Spurs team would get into Liverpool's side?
Eriksen probably and possibly Alderweireld (neither of whom might not be there next season) but nobody else
Old Man Andrews It looks like the sort of thing Handbags Harris would do, major league arsehole.
Sanguine Maguire is a monster
Sutekh Leaving the club this summer will be
Stephen Quinn
Joseph Mendes
Deniss Rakels
Jonathan Bond