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by OldBiscuit
13 Oct 2006 20:00
Forum: The Team
Topic: Sweet Caroline
Replies: 245
Views: 74752

Not Caroline! My ex missus is called oxf*rd oxf*rd c*nting caroline. How about 'DA! DA! DA!' as in the Pepsi advert. Nice simple lyrics that no one can fail to learn, and, its catchy, and no matter how hammered you are, you can still mumble it. Simple eh?
by OldBiscuit
12 Oct 2006 23:25
Forum: Club Policies
Topic: After our game on Sunday...
Replies: 85
Views: 18973

Andy, you are so, so, so naive. You are living in a fantasy world of misguideness. CCTV does not stop trouble, it just enables the authorities to identify the culprits AFTER the events. Trouble makers cause trouble away from the ground, but would soon return to causing trouble inside the ground shou...
by OldBiscuit
11 Oct 2006 23:25
Forum: Club Policies
Topic: After our game on Sunday...
Replies: 85
Views: 18973

A good campaign would be to lobby that all England games are played in close season, and stop the pointless disruption to the league programme. It will have been a very boring 2 weeks come saturday!
by OldBiscuit
11 Oct 2006 00:09
Forum: Club Policies
Topic: After our game on Sunday...
Replies: 85
Views: 18973

Andy.. Get over it! The terraces are gone for good. Why do you want to go backwards to an environment that provides the neanderthals unrestricted movement, allows them to cause trouble, create havoc, and then just melt back in and hide in the crowd. But thats your perogative. Perhaps at the same tim...
by OldBiscuit
04 Oct 2006 00:03
Forum: The Team
Topic: Worst ever Reading Player
Replies: 204
Views: 56907

Good shouts,
by OldBiscuit
03 Oct 2006 23:45
Forum: The Team
Topic: Worst ever Reading Player
Replies: 204
Views: 56907

Worst ever Reading Player

Should be fun, i think Colin Gordon. Please remind me of someone worse.
by OldBiscuit
28 Sep 2006 23:24
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for West Ham
Replies: 57
Views: 15523

Pardews wife wants to be shagged
by hunt and ingermarson
but shes so oxf*rd ugly
they can't get a hard on!
by OldBiscuit
26 Sep 2006 21:50
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for West Ham
Replies: 57
Views: 15523

[quote="Alan Partridge"][size=24][b]HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHHHHHHHHHT
THAT BOY SE-OL
MADE UTD LOOK SHITE[/b][/size]

No! Thats Shite! just copying the mancwanks. The idea is one of our own songs/chant. A bit more imagination please.
by OldBiscuit
25 Sep 2006 23:26
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for West Ham
Replies: 57
Views: 15523

Song for West Ham

Songs for West Ham please? Possibly something original and no dead mums, dads or managers please. Possibly something connected to Teddy Sheringham, the 105 year old striker being brought on to defend a 3-2 lead in the FA cup final when the game was in the bag, and Gerrard scoring from 35 yards/30 me...
by OldBiscuit
23 Sep 2006 15:38
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="blue_army1871"]Does your daddy know your hear is going way over the top. If people started singing that i would be embarrased. :oops:[/quote]

Qiute agree, we people from the 'Royal County' have standards.
by OldBiscuit
22 Sep 2006 20:38
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="Vision"][quote="gazzer, loyal royal"]SONKO IS SUPERMAN, ROONEY WILL SHAG YOUR GRAN[/qu

Rio's an ABBA fan, Fergie drinks Cillet Bang[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by OldBiscuit
21 Sep 2006 22:55
Forum: The Team
Topic: Up yours Robert Maxwell!!!
Replies: 39
Views: 11594

Re: Up yours Robert Maxwell!!!

I think Smee was only after the land. I think all gratitude should be in the direction of Sir John. We would still be playing in league 1 or 2 in a ramshackle Elm Park without him. Sir John Madjeski for President.
by OldBiscuit
21 Sep 2006 18:42
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

Wheres Col-een today? She's with Hughes! She's with Hughes!
Wheres Col-een today? She's with Hughes! She's with Hughes!
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 23:40
Forum: The Team
Topic: "I was here when we were shit"
Replies: 51
Views: 13063

Re: "I was here when we were shit"

[quote="AbovetheI"]Why do Y26'ers sing that. The majority of you weren't. :roll: It makes us look even more plastic than we already are. Discuss.[/quote] Funny, Man City sang that to us last week. If my memory serves me well, weren't we playing them in league 2 when we were sh*t. (now leag...
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 23:08
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="alad"][quote="OldBiscuit"][quote="Sam Tubber"]If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.[/quote] What? and miss the opportunity of seeing Rooneys bottom lip curl as he's about to loose it. I don't think so![/quote] Rooney has...
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 20:32
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="Sam Tubber"]If I were you lot I'd just not sing at all. Keep the embarassment to a minimum.[/quote]

What? and miss the opportunity of seeing Rooneys bottom lip curl as he's about to loose it. I don't think so!
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 20:28
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="Dickie Davies"]Dear Shrek...

'Oh West Reading, is wonderful, Oh West Reading is wonderful, it's full of smack, crack and brothels, Oh West Reading is wonderful'

A missed opportunity if not...[/quote] :


:lol: :lol: :lol:
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 20:23
Forum: The Team
Topic: Nine years ago today.....
Replies: 11
Views: 4304

[quote="Reading Abbey"]Those were dark dark days.[/quote]

Yes, but even darker days to follow; Tommy Eternal Darkness Burns was yet to arrive.
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 20:03
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

Song for Man Utd

[quote="me"]Small town near Bolton, Your just a small town near Bolton[/quote] Needs to be a bit more imaginitive than that. Man Utd fans have heard all that tired old stuff and will have a few clever ditties of their own. Rumour has it one or two are travelling armed with a GCSE (Hard to ...
by OldBiscuit
20 Sep 2006 19:51
Forum: The Team
Topic: Song for Man Utd
Replies: 149
Views: 47565

[quote="Madjic"]Colleen is a slapper She's got a smelly front (?) And when she's shagging Rooney She dreams of Stephen Hunt Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt[/quote] Add this; She wants to be spit roasted by Rooney and Hughes We know that they've discussed it We read it in the ...
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