we are absolute shit

we get a corner. hit it (as per usual) to the first defender. they go up the other end get a corner put it in the box and oh look a goal.

Bandini How would one collect on a bet with said poster as to whether or not the station would open?

naughty Bandini

2-0 Cardiff

Ian Royal

3points gorkss captaining Latvia this evening against the Dutch. Oh, and they're three down at halt time

Finished 6-0

Sorry ladies. Last time I saw Reading we didn't have to beat Holland. Just Charlton at home.

Oh.

Pointless thread - it's about the future not two has beens........ 38 posts and I can't believe that every one is as much of a cracker as this one. But we live in hope. well lets hope you enjoy the next 9,592 to catch you up. 2.5 times per day on average for 10 1/2 years is very impressive and i wi...

Royal Ginger Insurance shit in the spacious facilities at the Oracle before every match. I win pooing.

I'm liking that. Pre emptive shitting is generally the way forward. Good work.

winchester_royal

leon tbf we are all twats

corrected for you

no f uck off you're on your own, well obviously with all the other team board twats

Extended-Phenotype It's important people like Leon exist though, to remind us what losing is.

serious

I'm not the one who got ripped off by his ex for a few K and went crying to AE for advice.

tbf you are all twats

EverHopeful Pointless thread - it's about the future not two has beens........

38 posts and I can't believe that every one is as much of a cracker as this one. But we live in hope.

I took one in the disabled toilets New Year's Day. tbf drinking whisky at 3am the night before had basically reduced me to a husk of a man.

The football's shit - so has it made you drop your load?
Well have you ever had a shit at the/a ground?

he's actually 53 and lives in a shed, surrounded by bongo mags, empty crisp packets stuffed with semen encrusted toilet paper and stale cups of hot chocolate.

At least that's my fantasy of E-P. However I suspect that the reality is somewhat less glamorous than this.

winchester_royal but it is laughable to see people get personal with insults about a guy based on a few interviews with Rimmed Tellor.

this bit kind of rules out the rest of your point. If indeed you had a point.

Are people voting for Williams in hope or expectation? ftr my current favourite player is Gorkss. What? He's no longer our defensive anchor? NO F U CKING WONDER WE ARE SO DISORGANISED AT THE BACK YOU F U CKING W AN KERS Gorkss hasn't had more than a handful of good games for us for over two years. ...

Ian Royal Whilst you're at it, see if you can get RL to get Trevor Senior back in the side.

tbf she'd probably talk to you rather than me. Which is saying something.

Best defensive midfielder the Championship has ever seen and the Latvian marauder, our ex Baltic bearded Baresi would sort out this shitty team.

Are people voting for Williams in hope or expectation?

ftr my current favourite player is Gorkss.

What? He's no longer our defensive anchor?

NO FUCKING WONDER WE ARE SO DISORGANISED AT THE BACK YOU FUCKING WANKERS

The first third of my life has passed without reason to believe so, but go on, I'll bite: what's upsetting you about my post? Oh I don't know. Possibly your blind optimism or your enthusiasm for what was a dreary game of dull football. Retarded was probably a bit strong. I really can't be arsed wit...

some alarming results coming through