Anxiety has bashed my hangover out of my head, which is nice, but I fear the repercussions. I am a nervous wreck - my outward resignation to relegation belies my irrational optimism; I'm almost expecting us to stay up. Why? Why?

No, he cost twice as much as Faé. Still a joke though. To be fair to SKDD at the time there were a lot of reports that he went for around 2.5. There are some reports, and more recently, that say it was 5. I reckon the truth is probably something to do with the clauses in the contract because he had...

No, he cost twice as much as Faé. Still a joke though.

Six months ago, I was vociferous in my opinion that selling Hunt would be a massive mistake. Now I would kill all of your grandmothers for the chance to see him in a Sunderland shirt. £5m. I'd be ecstatic.

Self-effacing? Self-harming? Self-racisting?

I had a terrifying dream inspired by Guillermo Del Toro's The Orphanage.

Reading will probably lose, but I don't care for reason and probability. 12-0, Bikey to grab a quadruple hat-trick.

He often gets talked about as an old-fashioned centre-forward, ie, he's a brilliant goal-hanger, but not a great footballer. id settle for a striker who just stays in the box to be fair the number of crosses ive seen sailing over an empty box recently beggars belief you've seen crosses?? i remember...

I hear we are looking at Les Ferdinand and Martin Keown to shore up the squad for the remaining games of the season...

Kes Was talking to a source at the Club and Shorey is West Ham bound this summer. He wants to move to a big club as he might not get the chance again, plus he will treble his wages.

HaroLOLd - always first with the breaking news.

Newcastle are way too big and good a club to go down, it'll never happen, they'll be fine. I bet they beat 'pool and go on a winning run, pulling them safe into midtable with plenty of games left. That's what they said about Nottm Forest, Man City, Leeds..... No team is "too big and good a clu...

Jay, you have no idea whatsoever what it would amount to. £1m actually sounds fairly accurate. I'm not saying it's true, just that you're spouting rubbish.

top player, massive w*nker. but then they all are, really.

Not a chance. Brilliant player, would definitely attract attention from bigger clubs than us if he were available, which I doubt he is.

Lita staking a claim.

100 miles of motorway chaos. Wet jeans, leaky parka, inside-out umbrella. 30 min queue for a coffee, then be told "no hot drinks" by the slowest teenager in the world. Bottle of water with no cap instead. Reading 15 Spurs 0, which makes up for previous and pending. Sit in traffic jam for ...

Would be a top signing.

I have been one of Dave Kitson's biggest fans, and I can't deny how disappointed I am about this incident. Drink-driving is extraordinarily selfish and irresponsible, and a far cry from the decent, upstanding fellow he portrays himself to be. However, just as I didn't jump on the Lita bandwagon, nor...

Is this a Shorey type of medical? Yep I think so. Any money this is a Zamora/Fowler transfer Am I on the right planet ? what does either of them actually mean please. It means that I saw Zamora in the Madejski car-park this morning having a good ol' chinwag with Robbie Fowler in a manner that sugge...

I didn't think that 'stupider' was a word. Well I never!! I think you're wrong that Victor is stupid, it's just that by refusing to accept other peoples' opinions, and being unable to see things from others' point of view is a sure sign that he hasn't had a Higher Education. And, for what it's wort...

I don't think he's stupid either, I'm just a reactionary. And in fairness, I have been totally intolerant of his opinion. But I don't believe in tolerance for the sake of tolerance, especially when codswallop is being spewed out, so I guess that makes it okay.