The Everton goalie

In the nicest possible way, this rumour needs to oxf*rd off and die.

Name one top-class, proven championship striker who has moved for £20m.

Pukki will go somewhere better.

No idea who the other bloke is.

Wouldn’t mind bringing him in, so long as it doesn’t stop affect us bringing in other players.

After all, man cannot live on Baird alone.

He’s really good at Fifa.

Therefore I’m IN.

MR Goebbels

The opportunity to get played, promoted and retained in first team plans rather than sidelined. So he wont be coming here then Whatever happens, there is no way we should be paying that sort of ludicrous wage for anyone in the Championship, let alone someone of Wells quality. We aren't QPR FFS. Cal...

He would be an excellent signing

Basically ALF without the premier league goals.

No thanks.

Or Despasvito

Just Vito Mannone to the tune of viva Las Vegas.

Or

If you believe they put a mannone moon, mannone moon.

Getting a bit tired of these obknoxious puns.

Heard he's already lined up some lavender and cedarwood.

It's a real statement of incense.

I'd love it if this were true but it doesn't seem likely at all.

Either way, it's funny watching Norwich fans lose their sh1t over us.

Huddersfield seriously threatened to go up automatically for a while. We did not. And their end of season record owes a fair bit to the weakened line-ups they fielded in the final games. I think the teams are evenly matched, but they offer more of an attacking threat than we do. However, we are far ...

Huddersfield bossed the semi against Wednesday and should have been out of sight by full-time. We're going to have a hell of a job on our hands containing them. I can't see beyond 5 at the back with hopefully obita in for one of VdB or Blackett. We are going to have to rely on hitting them on the br...

The EFL presents The Clash of the Shitans.

No need for sour grapes on our end - if we're going to win we might as well win gracefully. Fulham were extremely good yesterday and it took a phenomenal defensive effort to keep them at bay. Their attacking players were all exceptional on the ball, most notably Kebano, Fredericks and Cairney. Aluko...

I hope we beat them with a handball goal in the 90th minute from a blatantly offside position after the keeper has clearly been fouled.