he looked like the only Iceland team he should be in is the shelf stackers on the Oxford road.

That has made my night ! Classic.

Blimey, what is going on? The only posts anyone ever needs to read these days are by AP and GC - absolutely bang on the button everytime over the past month.

Exactly as AP said... Highlights: Karacan - will be like having a young Siddy. Superb. Lita/Doyle - very up for it. Looked happy and ran and ran. Pearce - very impressive last 15 mins. Lowlights: Kebe - flatters to deceive. First touch of a rapist. Rosenior - not convincing. Hunt - hope to god the L...

Only on BlackBerry on hols so don't have full benefit of big screen or VPN access, but FWIW my views on new kit are: 1) Home kit front hoops good. 2) Waitrose just looks weedy and sad - is it really in GREEN?? 3) Back is an embryonic albino abortion with a bum bag or, even worse, a fanny pack.... Fo...

Here's a proposition... I'm half bladdered on Singha on holiday in Thailand but... is it fantasy to think that the club I bl00dy love would not be appealing to a sensible 'brand' oriented overseas investor like .. Dubai International Capital? We are a great club, relatively solvent, could build the ...

Anyone who can be arsed to show at the Mad House for Villa should be ashamed of themselves if they can't manage a chorus of Ginga Ninja for Sidders. A model pro right to the end. Thank you, Sidders, if only East End barrow boy Shorey had shown the same dedication. And I don't think the irony of a ro...

I think SWLR and I must have been on the barrier in front of you, 17 bus. Our usual position half way up in line with the left hand post in the Town End. The goal that never was made it the sports letters pages of The Observer about ten years ago and I wrote in saying it was a hopeful toe punt from ...

Let's berealistic here. We "only" paid 2 million give or take a few for Fae... every other Primmadonnaship team without exception would look at that as small change. Good riddance all the same - whatever we get back is a bonus. I watched the record breaking Royals vid the other night and d...

Parky - snap! Said to my Argyle supporting mate a couple of weeks ago that I would settle for losing 2-1 at home to PAFC first game of the season...

Our Lord on a tandem...most people need to get a grip... A player 'choosing' a club comes down to money, playing regularly, trophies, location, manager - in that order. Attendances, history, nice coloured shirts, the most lovable mascot, the newest plastic ground, and the most egotistical chairman h...

Aldersh@t - coz it is THE derby
Oxf@rd - coz I have never forgiven the Taxi for Terry match
Swind@n - just coz
Didcot - to thank the Mad Man for saving us from Cap'n Bob

And then some heat and humidity fitness training against Al Wasl, Al Wahda and Al Jazeera...

I bl00dy love this club, I do.... Sir Steve makes the right decision - he knows he has unfinished business - and Mr Mad does the right thing for the fans (even if it is a cynical attempt to get the Mad House 3/4 full for most of the season.... well, at least until Chrimbo when we are second chasing ...

SC has unfinished business. He knows it. We know it. The team needs a re-build and next season is the opportunity for Steve to caste aside the demon that is Loyalty. Besides, one would be hard pushed to find a more articulate and honourable man - not just in football but anywhere. Walking away now w...

Yes. Billy Whiz.

Actually, Bikey in to back 4 with Bryn alongside Marek... Comprends-pas?

The plus points: Hahnahahmaneman didn't flap... Much, and one sharp save. Bikey immense. Errr, that's about it. Oh, we got a point. The negatives; as much as I hate to say it Harps was "rubbish" and Hunty worse - almost as bad as Nani for the Munichs. Fulham got 3 points. Again. Overall, t...

Carl Asaba being victim of one of the most outrageous referring decisions ever at Loftus Road when he was rugby tackled and then thumped for having the temerity to breeze past Rufus is a dog's name. Asaba got sent off.

There is only one contender for this. Oxford. "Taxi for Bullivant". Total, utter shambles.

I'm going to avoid the obvious ones like Plymouth, the Simod Cup Final, Bolton play-off final and go for: Arsenal in the cup in '72 - for Bob Wilson, Pat Rice et al and Dennis Butler's moustache Tranmere away in the play-off semi-final - pure class that day from, errr, Nogs Newport away because of w...

I guess "disappointing" would be an understatement. First half, woeful. Second half, a bit more passion and commitment, lots of huff and puff, lots of possession. No guile, cunning, skill, speed. I refer Nobbers to my post of a couple of weeks ago. There is just no slickness of pass, no-on...

Bl00dy brilliant - top man, Andre.... Looking after your own because of that nobber Ghanian St John's Ambulance bod. That's just the sort of team spirit and togetherness as a squad that the Mad Man says will see RFC saved from the squalor of the Fizzy Pop Championship. I want a Cameroon shirt with B...