Saving shots to the left, Saving shots to the right, Can you feel that, yeah, Who's playing in goal tonight? It's all about Mannone, Mannone, Mannone, Vito Mannone, Mannone, Mannone, He comes from Italy He's better than Al-Habsi, Ain't about the uh cha-ching cha-ching Ain't about the yeah b-bling b-...

I was in Block 111, stood all game and there was a fair level of noise. I could also hear Block 113 singing, but as has already been stated Block 112 in between were mainly sat on their bums so it never really connected. No doubt a similar story all round, with just pockets of noise and no collabora...

Jagermesiter1871 Steve Sidwell

On the subject of not remembering the dross of recent years, I walked past Legia Warsaw's ground the other day and it took me hours to remember the name of our last signing from there, even though it was only a couple of years ago I just couldn't remember his name. In the end I remembered his chant ...

In for Block 111 x 2

Was gonna try for Block 112 as I prefer even numbers, but wasn't available online at 9:03am. Assumed it had sold out, but no nobbers seem to be in it according to this thread so far, hmm?

All home league games except Blackburn, but only been to Man Utd and Bristol City away. That makes my record: Played: 25 Won: 17 Drawn: 5 Lost: 3 Given the above, the fact we're third and about to enter the playoffs, you'd think I'd score the season fairly highly. However, as content and intrigued a...

You're not beating,
You're not beating,
You're not beating Liam Moore,
You're not beating Liam Moore.

CountryRoyal Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutch man
Get past him if you think you can
Try your trick, he'll make you look a dick
Yip yap
Jaap Stam

Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Try to beat the Royals if you think you can,
With his Dutch tactics, he'll make you look a dick,
Yip Yap, Jaap Stam!

And neither can Notts County despite being the first team registered in the league

My uncle was the only one around me that seemed to be aware of the offside rule change, and even he said he'd only found out the other day whilst watching a match on TV. Even some of the players were seemingly unaware as our lads certainly protested the positioning of the second freekick for offside...

Tiger is our owner, He went to Amsterdam, He couldn't find a hooker, Instead he found Jaap Stam. He said I've got ten Euros, A crate of Carabao, Come follow me to England, And make our dreams come true. So Jaap put down his lager, And finished off his spliff, Then he signed for super Reading, Coz he...

"My my, aren't you a little forward"

Is that the first time we've come from behind to win a league game since Cooper's brace at Norwich in Nov-14?

Tempted to make this short trip, but partly concerned where the last few tickets will be located. If we've sold from one side of the stand to the other that's fine as I don't mind being stuck in a corner, but if we've strategically left the seats in the middle at the back (i.e the ones behind the pi...

West Ham away so we can have one more visit to Upton Park.

Hopefully they caught Barton's push on Quinn down the stairs into the tunnel at half time on CCTV!!!

What a dangerous and disgusting act, he should face a lengthy ban if caught, that isn't even gamesmanship, it's just being a tw@!

A game of two halves if there ever was one... 4-2-3-1 first half just didn't work, there were no options from the forward three, and we resorted to playing it amongst our holding players/defence on the half-way line, making it all too easy for Wednesday Second half with a change of shape, and Kermit...

I just want to see someone come up with some stats on the percentage of our throw ins that go to the other team, or at least they win the ball back from within seconds. I'd love to see this stat too. Not only do we lack movement from a throw in, but we seem to take an absolute age at getting the ba...

At least following his dive yesterday we can all be sure of him fitting in at Chelsea!