Platypuss I've already got more than enough disdain for the players and fans of my own club to bother worrying about other teams.

+ lots. We are pretty shìt to be fair.

£15 on Brighton to finish on the top 6. Boom! Oh yeah, that's right, BIG money!

Don't hate any other clubs, not sure why I would. However, some teams do appear to a have a more vocal number of mongs than others, including Brighton, Portsmouth Cardiff and West Ham. We could probably be added to that list too to be honest, but our mongs are largely inoffensive despite their best ...

akranes Laughable, people love to hate on him

It's just 'hate him', there is no reason for an 'on' in that sentence, it just makes you look like a cúnt.

pretty sure mcanuff himself would openly say he had a shit game. hes had a similar game quite recently but to transfer that across all games and say he is shit is LOLz was our best player last year .(though that isnt saying much) and is one of our most consisntent this year(though that isnt saying ...

Surely somebody who has played hundreds of games between Chelsea, Man City and England can do more than just HOOOOOOOOOOF the ball? It's not just yesterday, but every game he's played for us. He has no composure and evidently no idea on how to keep possession of the ball.

sputnik

3points Glad to hear Ledge is back

'greed. One wonders how much better this season could have been if he was playing regularly.

But this time last year we hated him. Have we decided that we like him since his injury? We liked Jason Roberts until he got injured then hated him. This is all very confusing.

SCIAG HRK has never had a good game

Corrected for you.

I'm surprised anybody still cares. This season has been so demoralising that I essentially gave up months ago, just waiting for next season in the hope that we might learn how to play passing football at a decent tempo. Learning how to take throw ins wouldn't go amiss too.

Reaffirms my belief that we're shìt

If we somehow fluke promotion we'll be the worst team to ever get promoted from any division since the dawn of time.

Fulham player sent off

McAnuff

Joking aside - nobody has mentioned a certain Rainbow Carpets who are unfortunate enough to share the front page with this fabulous Roger Cook like insight. Can I suggest emailing them - info@rainbowcarpets.co.uk - to inform them of the displeasure that the publication whose pockets they have lined...

Pepe the Horseman Guys, how about when we score, we don't talk about where we are in the league, and how the floodgates are gonna open and whatnot, because you just fcuking jinx it and ruin it for the rest of us.

Yeah, because that's a real thing.

MouldyRoyal Assuming you are asking genuinely, yeah, it is posed, says so in small print on the picture.

But i'll take a woosh anyway.

Well shìt up my cúnt. I thought it was an action shot from the big 'mayhem at the Madejski' incident in 2012.

bobby1413 The picture is just some guy posing.

No way, you're fúcking with me, so it's not real?

The people that i think should be included are definitely better choices than those that the writer went with. Me = brilliant, him = rubbish.

Pearce - Still looks dodgy with the ball at his feet, and a few too many aimless hoots, but outstanding defensively and his celebration after the goal is one that I will savour. He loves this club and I love him. 8 I thought we hated Pearce and that he was a rubbish money grabbing mercenary who tho...

Pearce - Still looks dodgy with the ball at his feet, and a few too many aimless hoots, but outstanding defensively and his celebration after the goal is one that I will savour. He loves this club and I love him. 8 I thought we hated Pearce and that he was a rubbish money grabbing mercenary who tho...