whats the deal with Kennys' private life then? His wife was shagging his mate (and best man at their wedding). Does that mean she had carnal knowledge : a) with his mate, who was best man at their wedding or b) with his mate and the best man at their wedding (I hope she waited until the reception a...

If you read the article (actually more of a snippet) Coppell refers to him as Dave in his quote - so Ann Gripper (is that another of Colin's aliases?) didn't even bother to listen to the great man himself Reading boss Steve Coppell said: "I see no reason why Dave can't start. He's been training...

I'm slightly concerned by DLC's positional sense, and particularly tonight how much joy Burnley will get down the right with Seol playing just ahead of him :? Racist. I also feel that Steve Richardson and Michael Gilkes was the worst left sided combination we've ever had at this club. :roll: Racist...

Mother Teresa also did a great deal of voluntary work, but I wouldn't want her at right back. I concur. Her best position is in "the hole" just behind the strikers. I thought everyone would know that she preferred being in goal because she was good with crosses Sorry but someone had to sa...

jm_cooper i just got the train from Reading to London and big Marcus was on it!
was pretty rammed so both of us were standing in the aisle.

he had his missus with him. my summary: fit, but not "premiership footballer" fit.

Is that summary in relation to his toe or his wife?

Must admit that of all the ref's Uriah is the one I have most respect for but he does tend to let himself down on occasion. Wasn't he the one who cost Watford their first win by disallowing a perfectly good goal last week. I think you'll find that if he was officiatiing this game, it was his linesm...

Rennie had a good game when we played WHU. I admire him because not only does he have to face the "all refs are utter w@nkers" attitude, but he also has to deal with the fact that half of all football fans will be even more badly disposed towards him because he's black. He always conducts...

What about getting the team run out to the theme from Casualty

Didier Drogba "I am not paranoid, but people have it in for Chelsea."

:lol::lol:

David Coleman eat your heart out

I used to quite like Oliver Holt when he was on Jimmy HIll's show but that article is awful. The suggestion that Hunt should pull out of a challenge because there's no way that Peter Cech will mishandle on a slippery surface that was partly to blame for the incident is absolute nonsense. Does he no...

Ooh Ah
Mafia
Say Ooh-ah Mafia

or


When he's told who to start
and your team falls apart
That's a-Pardew

You've been knocked out the cup
Cos that tosser's f*cked up
That's a-Pardew

Run by Palermo
You've just been run by Palermo
Run by Palermo
You've just been run by Palermo
......

Alan Pardew's magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the West Ham job he said im having that. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Alan Pardew's tragic, You can't trust what he's said He signed a contract for the Royals Then f*cked off to West Ham instead Alan Pardew...

readingbedding Alan Pardew's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the West Ham job he said im having that.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alan Pardew's tragic,
You can't trust what he's said
He signed a contract for the Royals
Then f*cked off to West Ham instead

Royal With Cheese wrote:

There used to be a fanzine called "Taking the Biscuit"

I remember that, it was the best I've seen - wasn't it them who brought out the "Mission Impossible" t-shirt which the club tried to ban

Yes, other footballers do express their displeasure but few do so in the outrightly aggressive in the face way that Rooney does. To be fair to Shrek, that is his usual expression. It's about time the FA (if not FIFA) issued a directive to crack down on this. I was watching my nephews team of 8 year...

the group of twats waiting by the barrier before geting on the coach were singing "shove your england up your arse" :? then singing "portugal, portugal". Quite ironic given their next fixture - I'm sure they'll be singing that tomorrow. Besides, it wasn't just his antics against...

Christ on a bike, having just read this thread through I get the impression that the "Little Reading" mentality is alive and well. I hope that the players don't share the views of a lot of those who've contributed to this thread so far or we needn't bother turning up. Honestly, reading all...

Hahnemann 7 - Not much to do but did it well Murty 7.5 - Dealt with Reyna well when he had to - struggled a bit with Miller Shorey 7 - A tricky evening against Sinclair but stood up well Ingimarsson 8 - Struggled for the 1st 20 mins but then settled - very brave for the goal and unlucky not to get a...

LOL @ those with the blinkers on thinking he was 'immense' last night. At times he was yes and at others would have got punished by decent forwards, thankfully City had none. The reason that Sonko was immense is that City played to his strengths most of the time (certainly in the last 30 minutes) b...