Dean Lewington ? Just a guess.

A replacement for Hunt, who is our new left back.

You're thinking of Tommy Jenkins for £60,000

The black one.

Malcolm Swain

He's still got to get through the medical.

According to Radio Berkshire this morning, something will be happening on the transfer front later this week, and it involves Middlesborough.

Roger the Rabbit I tidied my garden on Sunday - not had any Premier League managers on the phone since. Where did i go wrong ?

WCBAP

What?

He has a lesbian athlete sister living in Newcastle called Tikey Dykey sponsored by Nike.

Les Ferdinand, Martin Keown??

Sarah Star Red is best. It's been scientifically proved.

And the goalkeeper should wear dayglo orange.

I can't think of any team that haven't been crap wearing grey kit. That's why we're down.

What's a fair price for twenty three games? I reckon £360.

BBC:
AC Milan's Gennaro Gattuso wants to join a Premier League club. (Various)

Sidwell's replacement. Get your cheque book out, Madejski

guess it will be back to French League Div 2 - relagation bound club with a few nomads available - £30 each! - in on that count! We´ll sign Ali Ali Omar for £2.5M, he´ll be a versatile player who can play just as hopelessly as left back, goalie and striker. Then we´ll spend another £2.5M on Mohamma...

Thaumagurist*

SpaghettiHoop

Thaumagurist* Losing. Not loosing.

He should of known better.

Are you trying to wind me up?

Yes

Thaumagurist* Losing. Not loosing.

He should of known better.

So when does Convey's contract expire? Come to that, which players are out of contract this summer?

Don't ignore Birmingham. If they lose to Villa and away to Fulham, they'll be deep in it too.