I also like the fact that he is called Nick Blackman and he is a black man. Here's hoping that we sign Tim Scoresloadsoffukkinggoals from somewhere tomorrow. Bollocks, I clicked this thread purely to make that exact gag, albeit phrased a little differently. You have well and truly pissed on my chip...

Didn't even get out of his car at QPR after the deal was cancelled and he shot off, heading west, out of their carpark.

Barry the bird boggler Let it go, Ince is not moving to Reading in this window.

Or any window, for that matter.

Tokyo Sex Whale FEE AGREED WITH SWANSEA - YET TO AGREE PERSONAL TERMS/MEDICAL.

FML.

Would not be amused if those taffs got him.

No Back From The Game thread? Players I thought were excellent (other than Akpan and ALF) ; Kelly was excellent. Looked composed the whole game Nd made some great tackles. Pearce was excellent too. He was the closest player to their first but here was little he could do. I thought the Pog worked his...

Just watched the McD post match interview where he says Tom Ince won't be coming. As he says it he moves his hand up to scratch his face. Classic lying body language!

Hes coming! He fukking coming!

Done deal, as expected. https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216129_473987945982021_248055379_n.jpg Welcome aboard, Blackman! I have never heard of him, to be honest, but someone must have seen something in him to break our longstanding transfer record for a striker. :? I also lik...

Chelsea fans who live in Reading can f**k off back to London. LOL @ the chants of "champions of Europe" suddenly disappearing after we scored. Glory hunting tw*ts. Fukk me, that chant was tedious! I was almost willing them to score just so they'd stop fukking singing it. And then ALF did....

Fair play to him. His little header was class as was the pass. Like the brief look of him.

If he's not 4 times better than ALF then McDermott OUT!

This lad will go for £20m one day. Would be amazing to get him.

For a game in January?? Was it January? Even colder.[/quote] 95/96 season. It was bloody cold in that queue. Think it had been snowing as well, certainly before the game.[/quote] It didn't snow, but it was ridiculously cold. What was the road that the north stand was on? I'll never forget my dad sa...

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Scutterbucketz I once slept outside on the pavement all night long in mid November to get tickets to watch Reading vs Utd in the FA Cup.

I wouldn't cross the road to watch this match.

For a game in January??

Was it January? Even colder.

Fill me in rather than roll your eyes, cocknose!

I once slept outside on the pavement all night long in mid November to get tickets to watch Reading vs Utd in the FA Cup.

I wouldn't cross the road to watch this match.

I've just read a large extract from the secret footballer. I hadn't bothered before. Some of it checks out and you can imagine him saying it but a lot of it doesn't sound like Kitson at all. Could it be a composite character? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/aug/10/secret-footballer-undercove...

I'm fukking outraged, but I don't have ESPN so I'm going to have to subscribe and then cancel. Does anyone know if this can be done in the same phonecall? Or will I have to fill out a form and drop it in person to their head office in Uzbhekistan, like I did when I wanted to cancel my lovefilm subsc...

Kitson a legend? People must be on drugs here. The way he left for Stoke was a disgrace. He new he was "saved" and could not care less if Reading went up or down. Apart from that he was a normal bloke whom sadly got greedy during the last 2-3 months. He didn't really want to go and regret...

Didn't realise he was as old as 24. That's older than McCarthy. He should be allowed to leave if somebody wants him, but isn't more likely that no one has met our valuation? If he's in contract then he must understand that RFC can't just let him go for nowt if they believe he's worth a quid or two.

How loud was it?