Have to say I've never really enjoyed beer being thrown over me, beit at football matches or gigs.

It'd be nice to know if there are any Berkshire expats who were learnt their trade on the tough grounds of your Sloughs, your Sonnings and your Mortimers, but who have since left the Royal County. Bit tough to condemn Berkshire FA before this is clarified. It's a good point. Might be more of a rete...

Sorry to press you on this Royalist but I'm genuinely curious about that. Where is the most passionate in the UK, perhaps you could give us two or three hotbeds? Does your work involve football, or do you just get chatting to colleagues/locals about the game and are taken aback by their footballing ...

Silver Fox You can keep your matchfixings, your racisms, your drugs, your corruptions and even your hot world cups, this really is football's most shameful issue

^ this.

Pretty damning of the Berks and Bucks FA. Questions have to be asked of David Grange really.

Still waiting for the OP to return with the big reveal that it was all a wind up.

Probably an inside job too I'd wager, lets say £500.

I like it.

Chicken and egg.

"Build it and they will come"

They could run a shuttle from the station.

Sorting the drainage issues out would of course be a prerequisite but it's not a show stopper.

I think there's life in the old dog yet. I'm not yet willing to abandon all hope.

What other areas have you found, royalist?

Better team and bigger club. It's not for the faint hearted that's for damn sure Waylen. I reckon hobnob's Pepe the Horseman can make a fist of it though.

Provincial public transport planners in "missing a trick" shock.

Hugh Davey

"A wonderful craftsman of darts"

Who does stay in a job or even profession for 10 years these days

Architects I guess. And Lawyers. The sheer level of training and investment to get them there ensures it.

"Good footballing side"

As opposed to one good at scrabble?

Jimmy Grimble They appear to be reveling in the fact we find it all a bit odd and pointless.

Tinpot humour to match a tinpot club.

Fancy a cuppa Jimmy