I think he knew it would cause controversy in France but I reckon he thought he would get away with it in England because it is a specifically French thing and we wouldn't necessarily understand the connotations. That's what I think makes him a colossal tit. This, basically. I'm not entirely sure t...

I liked it when Matt Lucas went to watch Brighton and found the chanting all terribly funny.

Hull Tigers is a bigger crime against humanity than a few less-than-articulate chants done solely with the intention of getting a rise out of people.

soggy biscuit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26322393

Nile Ranger in court this week accused of rape

I swear I saw the headline

Nile Ripper

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/27/jean-pierre-adams-footballer-coma Adams had elected to take the first stage of his coaching degree in Dijon, which meant going on a week-long course in the Bourguignon town during the spring. On the third day, however, he suffered a knee problem and th...

This might be unpopular but Defoe should be nowhere near any international squad, even one as vaguely mediocre as England's.

When Reading went 5 games without a single shot on target under Bullivant

Christ.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/18-things-you-only-know-6740718 Christ that's awful, it's like something someone would post on here thinking they're funny http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/1/10/anigif_original-grid-image-25407-1380636342-21.gif

paultheroyal

stealthpapes you turn away for one second and ...

United are 2 down! Priceless.

That'd work better without time stamps.

you turn away for one second and ...

Tranmere did the same, briefly.

FAP

skillz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbo4myeOxNc

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... olympiakos

I liked this.

Wouldn't that be first England games away to Lithuania and Slovenia? blimey, I had no idea they'd already arranged the dates for all the games. I thought they went away and worked it out between themselves afterwards. I think you misread and I missed out a "the". England have never before...

Pepe the Horseman I like how they seem to be blaming Cantona for a Palace fan dying three months later.

They aren't. Not really.

I don't see why you couldn't give a penalty for the foul and then book the fouled player for unsportsmanlike behaviour if he over-reacted. that is something I have suggested on here before too. diving and being fouled should not be seen as mutually exclusive. It's one of the things that might work ...

Big Foot LAMPARD out injured for a month, what are all your h8ers gonna do to fill your time now?

Mostly.

Wouldn't that be first England games away to Lithuania and Slovenia?

He celebrates.

Bad form.

It's almost as if they're one of the bigger teams in the division.