I wanna go home, this is a s**thole...

[LWJ]

If we're winning why don't we sing,
Dont wanna go home,
Don't wanna go homeee,
Cos' This is the best trip,
I've ever been on,
Da da da da da da
Call the cap'n ashore,
Take the mainsail beam down below board,
Dont want to go home,
Don't wanna go home,
Don't wanna go homeee...

[Rex]

It was on the good ship Reading
By Christ, you wouldn't believe us
The figurehead has a sore head
And now you'd better believe us

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He stuck his finger up
From one place to another


Friggin' well winning
Friggin' well winning
Friggin' well winning
There was oxf*rd all else to do

[Compo's Hat]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

Seriously? I thought the point of chants was to big up players and show our support - you know, maybe make them play better. Do you think Karacan will feel great about a bunch of fucking mongs going "Ah, he's turkish-born. Let's pretend that he makes kebabs, since every turkish person we've ever met makes kebabs"?

LAME.

You've never heard Man United fans i take it then?

[Super Royals]

You've never heard Man United fans i take it then?

Man United fans sing

[FiNeRaIn]

If we're winning why don't we sing,
Dont wanna go home,
Don't wanna go homeee,
Cos' This is the best trip,
I've ever been on,
Da da da da da da
Call the cap'n ashore,
Take the mainsail beam down below board,
Dont want to go home,
Don't wanna go home,
Don't wanna go homeee...

Are you serious? Most cringe worthy chant ever. I literally cringe when I hear teams sing that version.

" don't wanna go dome, da da da da" big babies, fvck off.

[sandman]

Pompey fans singing "I wanna go home, this is a s**thole" today. you're lucky to even have a club you spoilt little w***ers. If the FA and Premier League had a backbone you'd have gone to the wall last year.

As for the 30 or so teenage tw@ts who were throwing bins into the road and lamely trying to attack people before the match, I'd have liked to have seen them take on some proper hooligans, they'd have probably gone running home to their mummies. Grow a set before you start playing the billy big b*llocks act.

[Rex]

^^^^^
Probably too thick to understand the concept of that song given their cesspit of a ground.

[Rev Algenon Stickleback H]

Pompey fans singing "I wanna go home, this is a s**thole" today. you're lucky to even have a club you spoilt little w***ers. If the FA and Premier League had a backbone you'd have gone to the wall last year..

To be fair, this song seems to be annoying supporters up and down the country - mainly their own supporters, who think it's stupid to sing it every single away game.

[roadrunner]

Pompey fans singing "I wanna go home, this is a s**thole" today. you're lucky to even have a club you spoilt little w***ers. If the FA and Premier League had a backbone you'd have gone to the wall last year.

As for the 30 or so teenage tw@ts who were throwing bins into the road and lamely trying to attack people before the match, I'd have liked to have seen them take on some proper hooligans, they'd have probably gone running home to their mummies. Grow a set before you start playing the billy big b*llocks act.

Of all the clubs in the Championship to sing that song, you really have to laugh at Portsmouth and their run down rust bucket stadium.

Fancy losing your cup finaLOL. Season over, night night.

[peterroyal76]

Pompey fans singing "I wanna go home, this is a s**thole" today. you're lucky to even have a club you spoilt little w***ers. If the FA and Premier League had a backbone you'd have gone to the wall last year.

As for the 30 or so teenage tw@ts who were throwing bins into the road and lamely trying to attack people before the match, I'd have liked to have seen them take on some proper hooligans, they'd have probably gone running home to their mummies. Grow a set before you start playing the billy big b*llocks act.

Of all the clubs in the Championship to sing that song, you really have to laugh at Portsmouth and their run down rust bucket stadium.

Fancy losing your cup finaLOL. Season over, night night.

This^

[Ian Royal]

I wouldn't flatter yourselves we're their cup final.

[susieroyal]

Today Port Vale fans sage "Chesterfield is a shit hole, I wanna go home". Didnt really fit though. And Chesterfield > Stoke. And BT Internet Stadium >>>>> Vale Park.

They also sang "we're taking your town, we're taking your town, we are Port Vale, and we're taking your town". Another shite song before they all got their knickers in a twist and went all spazmo. Our fans are often pretty quiet, but I'll take that any day over one of our fans spitting at the opposition physio. Utter utter plebs!

[roadrunner]

I wouldn't flatter yourselves we're their cup final.

In the sense that they had had to win it to still have a good chance of reaching the play-offs, then yes it was.

[The Godfather]

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He scores us goals, he wins us games
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna take us up the league
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Or ( and dont tell me to feck off newbie coz Im back with newbie id )
The armband says that hes a Royal,
Shane Long , Shane Long,
We brought him from the Emerald Isle,
Shane Long , Shane Long,
Just give the ball to our boy Shane,
He'll score a goal then he'll score again,
Coz we all love Shane Long , Readings number nine.
La La la la la la la la ..........

Good innit ? Cutthroat you do !

[Big Foot]

Today Port Vale fans sage "Chesterfield is a shit hole, I wanna go home". Didnt really fit though. And Chesterfield > Stoke. And BT Internet Stadium >>>>> Vale Park.

They also sang "we're taking your town, we're taking your town, we are Port Vale, and we're taking your town". Another shite song before they all got their knickers in a twist and went all spazmo. Our fans are often pretty quiet, but I'll take that any day over one of our fans spitting at the opposition physio. Utter utter plebs!

B2net

[Big Foot]

Cackled earlier when I saw a group of notnormal melts walking round town with Portsmouth shirts on and bags of shopping from Next singing "Reading's a shithole..."

Fvck off back to Jeremy Kyle show

[SLAMMED]

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He scores us goals, he wins us games
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna take us up the league
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Or ( and dont tell me to feck off newbie coz Im back with newbie id )
The armband says that hes a Royal,
Shane Long , Shane Long,
We brought him from the Emerald Isle,
Shane Long , Shane Long,
Just give the ball to our boy Shane,
He'll score a goal then he'll score again,
Coz we all love Shane Long , Readings number nine.
La La la la la la la la ..........

Good innit ? Cutthroat you do !

FON

[Millsy]

R.I.P. The South Bank

Agree.

But as I'm leaving youth-hood I'm learning more and more that things may never be as good as they were in the "good ol' days" and that the likes of us who used to lead the chants in the Southbank have to just sit back and accept what comes.

Not only have we now grown old and do not chant at home like we used to, but we've got a different stadium, with crippling reserved seating, post-goal music and a big surge of new blood thanks to our recent successes.

Quite different to the longstanding diehard fans of the old southbank who'dgravitate towards the noise and huddle up shoulder to shoulder to produce something formidable.

I am sure thought that the atmosphere will return bt it will be a gradual process.

[under the tin]

R.I.P. The South Bank

Agree.

But as I'm leaving youth-hood I'm learning more and more that things may never be as good as they were in the "good ol' days" and that the likes of us who used to lead the chants in the Southbank have to just sit back and accept what comes.

Not only have we now grown old and do not chant at home like we used to, but we've got a different stadium, with crippling reserved seating, post-goal music and a big surge of new blood thanks to our recent successes.

Quite different to the longstanding diehard fans of the old southbank who'dgravitate towards the noise and huddle up shoulder to shoulder to produce something formidable.

I am sure thought that the atmosphere will return bt it will be a gradual process.

I doubt that it ever will.
Elm Park attracted a different type of fan, from a different age.
Far more women attend football these days, and terracing is not really suitable for children, who are aplenty at the Madstad.
On the few times I took my boys to EP, the only place where they could actually see the game was sat on the wall at the front.
The long standing diehards still attend, but I suspect that most of them, like me, would feel a bit silly being there wearing a jean jacket, doc martens, and a scarf on each wrist. Times have changed.

[leicsRoyal]

Times certainly have changed, I'm now a forty something with middle aged spread.

In the days of The Southbank there was no gym membership required, my stomach was like iron mainly due to every Reading goal scored. Nothing quite like hurtling down a couple of dozen steps and hitting the wall unless you were unlucky and got cut in 2 on a barrier halfway down! Great days!