I wanna go home, this is a s**thole...

[dantheloyalroyal]

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He scores us goals, he wins us games
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna win us the FA Cup
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

[Big Foot]

Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan after midnight, won't somebody help me chase my troubles away?
Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan after midnight, take me from the darkness to the light of the day!

LOLZ

All about the Karacan of Love surely. (even if it is pronounced Karajan). That's ok but it just doesn't scan.

Karacan of Love > Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan

But both are inferior to

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

[Sarah Star]

You could at least have tried to get "flames" in there somewhere.

[dantheloyalroyal]

Karacan of Love > Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan

But both are inferior to

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

We have a winner!

[Compo's Hat]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

[BenReadingFC]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

This ^^

[Royal Lady]

(to the tune of the Candyman from Willy Wonka)

Who can help us win games,
Who's part of McD's crew?
Cover the midfield and a score a goal or two
Jem Karacan, Jem Karacan can,
Jem Karacan can 'cause he mixes it with goals
and plays the game so good

Ok, I'll be singing that by myself as well....

[The Rouge]

Brian isn't magic
He hasn't got a hat
But when he saw the FA Cup
He said I'm having that!

Verse 2
Brian's not a wizard
he hasn't got no hair
but when he went to Goodison
he said I'm winning there

[madreadingfan]

Oh when the blues.......

But in Tottenham's slow version

[brendywendy]

woah jimmy jimmy
hell take us to wemberley
hell score us 2 goals or three
woah jimmy jimmy

woah kebe kebe
hell tear you apart all day
his legs are all gangerley
woah kebe kebe


or

jimmy kebes got long legs
gangly, gangly
jimmy kebes got long legs
hes our gangly man
he comes from mali
is totally gnarly
jimmy kebes got long legs
gangly gangly man

i have no idea why these never took off

[Vespa1871]

Oh when the blues.......

But in Tottenham's slow version

ripping off the spurs.... like it....start it Sunday.

[Optimist]

Oh when the blues.......

But in Tottenham's slow version

Hoops rather than Blues surely?

[Big Foot]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

This ^^

We changed it on pre-season last Summer

[RobRoyal]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

This ^^

Seriously? I thought the point of chants was to big up players and show our support - you know, maybe make them play better. Do you think Karacan will feel great about a bunch of fucking mongs going "Ah, he's turkish-born. Let's pretend that he makes kebabs, since every turkish person we've ever met makes kebabs"?

LAME.

[URZZZZZZZZ]

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He scores us goals, he wins us games
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna win us the FA Cup
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Love this! But you should switch the third line around so it's "He wins us games, he scores us goals"

Great effort though!

[Big Foot]

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Thought the last line was 'you should try his chilli sauce.'

Seriously? I thought the point of chants was to big up players and show our support - you know, maybe make them play better. Do you think Karacan will feel great about a bunch of fucking mongs going "Ah, he's turkish-born. Let's pretend that he makes kebabs, since every turkish person we've ever met makes kebabs"?

LAME.

M8 JK loves it as he clapped us at every game we sang it to him last season and again in pre-season. Noel Hunt even told us that Michael Duberry used to have a photo of a man serving a kebab with JK's face on it up in the dressing room

[RoyalJames101]

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He scores us goals, he wins us games
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna win us the FA Cup
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Love this! But you should switch the third line around so it's "He wins us games, he scores us goals"

Great effort though!

Cheers

He always seems to win the ball
The Ledge, The Ledge
He wins us games, He scores us goals,
The Ledge, The Ledge
Brian Brian sign him up he's gonna help us win the cup
Mikele Leigertwood Readings number 8
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Better?

[URZZZZZZZZ]

Perfect!! Now all we have to do is get it started!!

[Jobbo no.11]

[quote="Boyle the Royal"]Tune: She'll be coming round the mountain

Who's that team that play in blue and white
Is it Queens Park Rangers, no they're shite
It's not Spurs or Aston Villa
Our Chairmans shagging Cilla
It's the Reading boys in blue and white



Edited it a bit but
Love this one would be so good if we could get it started

[Millsy]

R.I.P. The South Bank

Don't even get me started on all this.

It's not just the Madejski. Pretty much every ground in the country is/was like a morgue compared to what the Southbank was like sometimes.

But footy changes. Seats and then the reservation of seats have totally destroyed this. Tunes after scoring sucked any possible life left in the atmosphere. Add to that our recent success and resultant influx of plastics and we're screwed. Not to mention old Southbank chantboys like me getting too old now.

Our home support is quite possibly one of the worst in the league.

It's what you get when you grow too quickly I guess.

It can and will only get better though.