Best RFC chants

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Best RFC chants

by genome » 17 Dec 2013 02:27

Yeah, I know. 2 pager at best.

For some reason I remember a game against Huddersfield about 10 years ago, their full back was wearing a fetching black and white bandana, Sodje I think it was. Out comes a poetic "He's got a dead badger, on his head, he's got a dead badger on his head."

There was also a game that involved an inflatable dalek in Y26 being confiscated, to the chorus of "We want our dalek back, we want our dalek back".

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Re: Best RFC chants

by The Real Sandhurst Royal » 17 Dec 2013 07:29

Back to the days on the South Bank at Elm Park in the 70's and 80's.

"When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobbin along shoot the bast*rd shoot the bastard".

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Re: Best RFC chants

by Avon Royal » 17 Dec 2013 08:15

Pretty sure the Dalek one was an away game, possibly Watford.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by LUX » 17 Dec 2013 08:37

I saw AF1 get an inflatable confisc8ed at Watford one year, might have been a Spongebob. Don't think it became a chant.


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Re: Best RFC chants

by Avon Royal » 17 Dec 2013 08:42

It was Watford 2004, last game of the season. Stewards collected all the inflatables down the front and wouldn't give them back. Think they left them in a big pile outside the away end.


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Re: Best RFC chants

by fergs » 17 Dec 2013 08:53

I remember a dire Boxing Day game many years ago at Elm Park, possibly against Brentford. As the fans got restless and looked for other 'entertainment', someone was 'escorted' out by the stewards - the shouts from the terrace were 'make him stay and watch it!' What chance of that chant soon returning?

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Re: Best RFC chants

by dizzynewheights » 17 Dec 2013 09:41

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

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Re: Best RFC chants

by Norfolk Royal » 17 Dec 2013 10:40

Wasn't there one likening the lady parts of an overweight opposition female fan to a receptacle usually used for transporting water.

Can't remember how it went.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by Cureton's Volley » 17 Dec 2013 10:54

Pcunt like a bucket,
She's got a pcunt like a bucket!
Pcunt like a buuuuuuuuuuucket,
She's got a pcunt like a bucket.


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Re: Best RFC chants

by Green » 17 Dec 2013 11:06

dizzynewheights I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

lol - not sure I know that one.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by Cureton's Volley » 17 Dec 2013 11:42

Green
dizzynewheights I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

lol - not sure I know that one.


I reckon it's got legs

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Re: Best RFC chants

by super darren caskey » 17 Dec 2013 12:18

Cheer up Mark McGee

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Re: Best RFC chants

by grey_squirrel » 17 Dec 2013 12:26

Blarmy


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Re: Best RFC chants

by SPARTA » 17 Dec 2013 13:04

dizzynewheights I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD


That is beautiful.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by WoodleyRoyal » 17 Dec 2013 13:06

its pompeys funeral

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Re: Best RFC chants

by SPARTA » 17 Dec 2013 13:15

super darren caskey Cheer up Mark McGee


The loudest chant I can ever recall, both here and at Elm Park. Sang so loud that I saw stars when we finished. Also "are you watching Mark McGhee" until I went blue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCgRUXxQWY

First game since the Fat Scottish Bastard walked out for Leicester, a beautiful song was born!

That video still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Songs like that should never die.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by loyalroyal4life » 17 Dec 2013 14:06

Blue Army

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Re: Best RFC chants

by LWJ » 17 Dec 2013 14:11

dizzynewheights I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

fcuking lol.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by P!ssed Off » 17 Dec 2013 14:14

'Our physio (is faster than yours)'
Don't hear it so much since the departure of Jon Fearn though.

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Re: Best RFC chants

by Stuka » 17 Dec 2013 14:17

dizzynewheights I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD


Just brilliant. Please lets adopt this.

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