Song for Jaap

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Song for Jaap

by Sutekh » 14 Jun 2016 21:13

Using the Adam West Batman theme

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam

Shouldn't be too difficult to for our fans to remember the words either....

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Re: Song for Jaap

by royalp-we » 14 Jun 2016 21:31

Or the Man Utd chant:

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutchman,
Get past him if you f*cking can,
Try a little trick and he'll make you look a dick,
Yip Yap Jaap Stam

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JWJGBEdOxps

Works, but far less effective using Paul McShane & Irishman :lol:
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Re: Song for Jaap

by sandman » 14 Jun 2016 21:32

Sacked in the morning,
You're getting sacked in the morning.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by Oilroyal » 14 Jun 2016 22:14

He's only worthy of a song once we see him as the answer. In other words. "We only sing when we're wining, sing when we're winning ... Bla, bla. If he's any good he'll get a song. We'll wait and see.

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Re: Song for Jaap

by paultheroyal » 14 Jun 2016 22:28

Sutekh Using the Adam West Batman theme

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam

Shouldn't be too difficult to for our fans to remember the words either....


That belonged to Hope Akpan - move on


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Re: Song for Jaap

by OldBiscuit » 14 Jun 2016 22:45

    paultheroyal
    Sutekh Using the Adam West Batman theme

    Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam, Jaap Stam

    Shouldn't be too difficult to for our fans to remember the words either....


    That belonged to Hope Akpan - move on


    But it's about the only decent one so far.

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by Uke » 14 Jun 2016 23:19

    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watching us all with the
    Eye of the Jaap Stam

    Duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh....
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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by sandman » 14 Jun 2016 23:41

    Jack Stump nit the knew manger you forktard he bee the knew Couch. Ok Pill? :D

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by Schards#2 » 15 Jun 2016 06:22

    Stand by Jaap Stam
    And show the world you love him
    Give him all the love you can
    Stand by Jaap Stam


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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by George_ » 15 Jun 2016 08:58

    "Jaap Stam had a dream to build a football team
    We had no players so he signed them on his own
    McShane at the back
    Rakels in attack
    We're Reading FC we're on our way back"

    (Beach Boys - Sloop John B)

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by Harpers So Solid Crew » 15 Jun 2016 09:09

    Jaap Stam
    he's our big dutchman

    repeat over and over.

    to the tune of 2-0 and you oxf*rd it up

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by East Grinstead Royal » 15 Jun 2016 09:14

    Big Jaap Stam is our manager man, oh yeah, oh yeah
    He's gonna take us up and we might win the cup, oh yeah, oh yeah

    (My Friend Stan - Slade)

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by RoyalRuss86 » 15 Jun 2016 09:45

    Jaap, Jaap Jaap Jaap, Jaap Jaap, Jaap Jaap Jaap, Jaap, Jaap Jaap Jaap, Jaap, Jaap Jaap Jaap, Jaap Jaap Jaap, Jaap

    In the theme of the Crazy Frog, that should get annoying nice and quick, not that he will be here long enough to get fed up of it.

    :mrgreen:


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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by maffff » 15 Jun 2016 10:12

    Stam-d and deliver :!:
    Three points or your life
    Hoh!

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by WoodleyRoyal » 15 Jun 2016 10:15

    well this is a good thread


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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by tidus_mi2 » 15 Jun 2016 11:14

    Mr Bright Side but change 'Bright' to 'Jaap'

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by CountryRoyal » 15 Jun 2016 11:21

    Jaap Stam is our man,
    If he can't do it,
    He'll get the can!

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by loyalroyaldaz » 15 Jun 2016 11:26

    Reading till i die
    Im Reading till i die
    He could have gone to other clubs
    But Reading caught Jaap's eye

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by John Smith » 15 Jun 2016 11:30

    WoodleyRoyal well this is a good thread

    Is that what the "Make Foe" option does?

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    Re: Song for Jaap

    by WoodleyRoyal » 15 Jun 2016 11:35

    John Smith, who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.
    Display this post.

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