CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by The Enfield Royal71 » 07 Aug 2019 07:46

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Blacks not a colour Ian and you know it.

I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.


Black is not a colour but a shade.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by NotARacist » 07 Aug 2019 07:52

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leon Blacks not a colour Ian and you know it.

I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.


Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Snowflake Royal » 07 Aug 2019 07:59

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Snowflake Royal I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.


Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by NotARacist » 07 Aug 2019 08:01

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Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Snowflake Royal » 07 Aug 2019 08:03

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NotARacist I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.


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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by The Enfield Royal71 » 07 Aug 2019 08:06

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Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:


:|

Black isn't a colour but a shade based on what you said.
You are really charismatic aren't you.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by NotARacist » 07 Aug 2019 08:07

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Snowflake Royal Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

Darn. Never was good at physics. I assume this is physics. Somehow.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Snowflake Royal » 07 Aug 2019 08:11

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NotARacist Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

Darn. Never was good at physics. I assume this is physics. Somehow.

Yep. I won't embarrass myself by trying to explain what makes red or blue etc in physics of light absorption terms.

Dd, I think you actually mean black is achromatic. Like white or grey. A shade is a colour mixed with black in colour theory, not black itself.


Any way. Joao. Yeah!

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Davezk » 07 Aug 2019 08:13

White is all the colours as white light is split into the full spectra of colours I.e. all colours.

Black is no light, no colours, nothing.

I'm surprised at the signing given our finances. Hopefully if he's given a regular game he will come good as I heard he's quite inconsistent.


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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Sutekh » 07 Aug 2019 08:17

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Snowflake Royal Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me. :roll:

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.



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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by NotARacist » 07 Aug 2019 08:20

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NotARacist Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.



Honestly that just confuses me more. Like I have a small understanding of light refraction but I was thinking more along the lines of mixing paint. You cant mix all the colours together and get white.

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Millsy » 07 Aug 2019 10:18

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2 world wars, 1 world cup Argh...

I'm not going to take this groundhog day 'joke' too far or I'll end up ruining the thread, which to be I do even when I'm trying to be serious (!).

Someone a few pages back mentioned groundhog day so I copied an pasted. I've never heard of the guy, have no idea what the original poster meant by Aluko 2.0 either. No-one can be as big a flop as Aluko was surely.

At least one person got that you were taking the piss.


Phew.

Someone remembers groundhog-gate.

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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by Millsy » 07 Aug 2019 10:24

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?


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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by WoodleyRoyal » 07 Aug 2019 10:29

2 world wars, 1 world cup Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?


Yes.

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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by Millsy » 07 Aug 2019 10:29

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2 world wars, 1 world cup Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?


Yes.


Thanks.

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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by NotARacist » 07 Aug 2019 10:34

2 world wars, 1 world cup Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

Thank you.

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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by Sanguine » 07 Aug 2019 10:37

This has become an abortion of a thread.

Welcome to Reading, Lucas!
I wonder how many players have played their last game for one club, and scored, against the club they subsequently joined?

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Re: Rumour: Lucas Joao

by Tilehurstsouthbank » 07 Aug 2019 10:50

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2 world wars, 1 world cup Argh...

I'm not going to take this groundhog day 'joke' too far or I'll end up ruining the thread, which to be I do even when I'm trying to be serious (!).

Someone a few pages back mentioned groundhog day so I copied an pasted. I've never heard of the guy, have no idea what the original poster meant by Aluko 2.0 either. No-one can be as big a flop as Aluko was surely.

At least one person got that you were taking the piss.


Maybe I deserve a whoosh for that one then. No offence intended to 2WW,1WC.
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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by Nameless » 07 Aug 2019 10:50

2 world wars, 1 world cup Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?


He will figure in the league goal scorer charts level with Meite, both listed as Reading players, despite never having scored for us and all his goals this season being against us

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Re: CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

by Davezk » 07 Aug 2019 10:51

2 world wars, 1 world cup I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us.


You must have a terrible memory - everyone knew this

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