Snog, marry, avoid

[Pepe the Horseman]

Hmmm

Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either

You see I’m not getting the Laurent love. I think Rinomhota seems like a nice reliable boy. So does Meite.

Esteves is a dream boat but I reckon he’d be a heart breaker.

I’d steer clear of Semedo he looks like he’d take a souvenir . If you know what I mean.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Surprised by the lack of love for João. Assume everyone just knows they're not good enough for him.

[NewCorkSeth]

Surprised by the lack of love for João. Assume everyone just knows they're not good enough for him.

We have to be realistic here Pepe.

[NewCorkSeth]

Hmmm

Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either

You see I’m not getting the Laurent love. I think Rinomhota seems like a nice reliable boy. So does Meite.

Esteves is a dream boat but I reckon he’d be a heart breaker.

I’d steer clear of Semedo he looks like he’d take a souvenir . If you know what I mean.

What's not to get? He's oxf*rd gorgeous.

[Hound]

Hmmm

Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either

You see I’m not getting the Laurent love. I think Rinomhota seems like a nice reliable boy. So does Meite.

Esteves is a dream boat but I reckon he’d be a heart breaker.

I’d steer clear of Semedo he looks like he’d take a souvenir . If you know what I mean.

oof, don't want to think about that too much, but yes

JL has a lovely smile

[Pepe the Horseman]

I hope some Coventry fans stumble across this thread whilst looking for some views on tonight's game.

[lolwut]

Snog - Luke Southwood. Lovely eyes and strong, high cheekbones.
Marry - Liam Moore. Seems like a decent chap and will also be able to afford to take me on holiday to South France on a whim
Avoid - John Swift. His brow is too heavy for my liking.

[Snowflake Royal]

Snog: Rinomhota
Marry: Morrison
Avoid: I'll give you two guesses

[Hound]

Snog: Rinomhota
Marry: Morrison
Avoid: I'll give you two guesses

Sone?

[Wycombe Royal]

Marry - Michael Morrison (owns three barber shops, coaches Reading’s U14s, has scouting qualifications, has a diploma in management, currently studying for a degree in sporting directorship, and by all accounts is an extremely generous lover)

Not far off stalking by the sound of it....let me know if you want to know where he lives....

[Snowflake Royal]

Snog: Rinomhota
Marry: Morrison
Avoid: I'll give you two guesses

Sone?

How did you get it!?

[Hound]

Snog: Rinomhota
Marry: Morrison
Avoid: I'll give you two guesses

Sone?

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

[Snowflake Royal]

Sone?

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

I find Esteves quite ugly

[Pepe the Horseman]

Sone?

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

Reckon if he was 5 years older Esteves would be top of the snog list. Hopefully this thread won't dent his confidence.

[Hound]

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

I find Esteves quite ugly

yep ugly b*stard

[Pepe the Horseman]

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

I find Esteves quite ugly

Slag off his footballing ability all you want, but you've crossed the line now. I bet you think Tom Holmes is an Adonis.

[lolwut]

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

I find Esteves quite ugly

Slag off his footballing ability all you want, but you've crossed the line now. I bet you think Tom Holmes is an Adonis.

Tom Holmes looks like his mouth was put on upside down.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I find Esteves quite ugly

Slag off his footballing ability all you want, but you've crossed the line now. I bet you think Tom Holmes is an Adonis.

Tom Holmes looks like his mouth was put on upside down.

Ha! Once you see it etc.

[NewCorkSeth]

How did you get it!?

it was either him or Esteves. And Esteves is clearly better looking

Reckon if he was 5 years older Esteves would be top of the snog list. Hopefully this thread won't dent his confidence.

Yeah he is just a little too boyish for me.

[NewCorkSeth]

We unquestionably have the sexiest team in England.