Sack the board!

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Re: Sack the board!

by Handsome Man » 22 Jun 2010 09:48

Jack Celliers
Mr Irascible ...and this season we are already 18th!

Shocking!


Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's still my favourite thread. The new season can't be far away now.


Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's still my favourite thread. Despite being in the middle of the world cup it can't be too long now before the new season starts.

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Re: Sack the board!

by Forbury Lion » 22 Jun 2010 10:23

One for the statto's.... What's our highest ever pre-season kick off table placing? The one season where we had alot of teams beginning with S, T, W and possibly Y in the league.

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Re: Sack the board!

by Sun Tzu » 22 Jun 2010 10:27

Forbury Lion One for the statto's.... What's our highest ever pre-season kick off table placing? The one season where we had alot of teams beginning with S, T, W and possibly Y in the league.


Not forgetting anyone with a name beginning Readinh or later in the alphabet (Rochdale, Rotherham, Rushden etc)

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Re: Sack the board!

by Ian Royal » 22 Jun 2010 12:44

Terminal Boardom Whereas this was tongue in cheek when initially opened, this is the only way forward for the club.

We have made a right horlicks over the TS transfer to the extent that the number one choice of our young, inexperienced manager, has chosen to ply his trade elsewhere.

Hammond is responsible for transfers. This has failed miserably. Time to get your coat Squeaky. Piss off!

Nigel Howe. WTF is Nigel Howe? What does he do apart from drive an Aston Martin with a personalised number plate? Time to get your coat whatever function it is you perform. Ah yes, I have remembered what you do. You suck up to Sir John Egoman! You polish his halo amongst other things. Go on Howe, Piss off!!!

Ian Wood-Smith. Why? Who? Another ego polisher. Piss off!!!!!

Sir John Egoman. All you have ever done is loaned money to the club at extortionate rates of interest. And then lined your pockets when the fancy has taken you. You don't care about football let alone this football club. It has only ever been a means to stroke your ego. Everything about you is plastic. Without this football club how well known would you be? Who would have heard of you outside the Thames Valley? You have taken more out of this club than you have put in and no doubt have ven more to take out. Go on you stupid old coot. Piss off!!!!!


LOLLY! What a mong.


This thread is comedy gold every year. :lol:

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Re: Sack the board!

by Mr Irascible » 30 Jul 2010 17:02

...and now Steve Coppell signs David James and they are already in second place!


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Re: Sack the board!

by URZZZZZZZZ » 30 Jul 2010 17:55

We should've never let Coppell go.

Eveyone, down to Bristol to picket his Car Parking space, HAAAZAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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Re: Sack the board!

by Royalee » 30 Jul 2010 19:08

Some people have short memories...good riddance, City'll be crap this season.

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Re: Sack the board!

by strap » 30 Jul 2010 20:56

Royalee Some people have short memories...good riddance, City'll be crap this season.


Why? Has Brendan Bodgers left Swansea for Brizzle ALREADY????

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Re: Sack the board!

by Royal With Cheese » 30 Jul 2010 20:58

Royalee Some people have short memories...good riddance, City'll be crap this season.

Yes, that's right.

Coppell was crap
Rodgers was brilliant
Pearce is better than Dubbery ever was


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Re: Sack the board!

by Terminal Boardom » 30 Jul 2010 21:55

Ian Royal
Terminal Boardom Whereas this was tongue in cheek when initially opened, this is the only way forward for the club.

We have made a right horlicks over the TS transfer to the extent that the number one choice of our young, inexperienced manager, has chosen to ply his trade elsewhere.

Hammond is responsible for transfers. This has failed miserably. Time to get your coat Squeaky. Piss off!

Nigel Howe. WTF is Nigel Howe? What does he do apart from drive an Aston Martin with a personalised number plate? Time to get your coat whatever function it is you perform. Ah yes, I have remembered what you do. You suck up to Sir John Egoman! You polish his halo amongst other things. Go on Howe, Piss off!!!

Ian Wood-Smith. Why? Who? Another ego polisher. Piss off!!!!!

Sir John Egoman. All you have ever done is loaned money to the club at extortionate rates of interest. And then lined your pockets when the fancy has taken you. You don't care about football let alone this football club. It has only ever been a means to stroke your ego. Everything about you is plastic. Without this football club how well known would you be? Who would have heard of you outside the Thames Valley? You have taken more out of this club than you have put in and no doubt have ven more to take out. Go on you stupid old coot. Piss off!!!!!


LOLLY! What a mong.


This thread is comedy gold every year. :lol:


Comedy Gold? Now, when did I post the above? 25 Aug 2009 20:31. Ian, it has taken you 11 months to dig up this one. Call me what you like because I really don't give a flying one.

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Re: Sack the board!

by rfcjoe » 30 Jul 2010 23:27

clearly :|

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Re: Sack the board!

by Barry the bird boggler » 31 Jul 2010 07:46

Reading rule OK.

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Re: Sack the board!

by Mr Irascible » 05 Jun 2011 23:27

...am I right that we are just outside the bottom three? Only Southampton, Watford and West Ham keeping us out of the relegation dogfight. Time for a change of name? ;-)


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Re: Sack the board!

by Handsome Man » 06 Jun 2011 17:42

Handsome Man
Jack Celliers
Mr Irascible ...and this season we are already 18th!

Shocking!


Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's still my favourite thread. The new season can't be far away now.


Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's still my favourite thread. Despite being in the middle of the world cup it can't be too long now before the new season starts.


Is it really that time of year already.

It's my favourite thread ever.

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Re: Sack the board!

by Mr Irascible » 07 Jun 2011 10:56

I thank you! URZ!

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Re: Sack the board!

by retro royal » 07 Jun 2011 11:04

Totally agree sack the board we only have Southampton, Watford and West Ham below us, and there bound to strengthen in the current transfer window

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Re: Sack the board!

by Snowball » 07 Jun 2011 11:55

Chainge the club name to Aareading

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Re: Sack the board!

by Franchise FC » 07 Jun 2011 17:03

Snowball Chainge the club name to Aareading


AFC Reading would do it

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Re: Sack the board!

by Terminal Boardom » 07 Jun 2011 19:52

1TeamInBerksRFC No we wont sack the board



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Re: Sack the board!

by PEARCEY » 07 Jun 2011 22:34

Its not 1 berks fault that he's thick and dresses like a girl. Leave him alone.

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