Inevitabilities for Saturday

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Inevitabilities for Saturday

by Jerry St Clair » 18 Jan 2008 07:13

1. Ronaldo will be booed.

2. The first sniff of him falling on his arse will be met with a chant of "Divers" from the 4 people in the East Stand who still think it's funny and original.

3. "We support our local team" :roll:

4. 2,400 Man Utd fans will stand throughout the game. None will be ejected.

5. Twenty Reading fans at the back of the East will stand, blocking no-one's view. They will be threatened with summary execution.

6. Back The Boys won't even bother bringing the Tom Hark cd.

What have I missed?

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by Rawlie19 » 18 Jan 2008 07:16

7. "Worse than Graham Poll, you're worse than Graham Poll...blah blah"

8. "You don't know what you're doing"

9. "Horray!!!" (when we finally win a corner in the 78th minute)

10. "And here's the team for Reading: In goal ...... blah blah
...... number 6, Brynjar Gunnarsson!" :roll:

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by PieEater » 18 Jan 2008 08:27

11. We will lose

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by West Stand Flash » 18 Jan 2008 08:46

12. Someone who sits in front of WSF will turn round & get annoyed with my negative advise to Steve Coppell 8)

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by Wycombe Royal » 18 Jan 2008 08:49

13. We'll concede a penalty


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by dennis nelson » 18 Jan 2008 08:52

Wycombe Royal 13. We'll concede a penalty

why is "superman" playing?

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by mitty » 18 Jan 2008 08:53

14. I will turn to the bloke next to me and say " ideally we need 3 or 4 quality signings"

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by Vision » 18 Jan 2008 08:56

15) Half of HNA will refuse to believe we'll get relegated

16) The other half of HNA will be certain we're doomed.

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by Zammo » 18 Jan 2008 09:00

17. I'll drink 5 pints pre-match. 1 pint at half-time and 1 pint in the Guineas post match. 8)


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by Focher » 18 Jan 2008 09:05

18- i will have to wait approx. 23 mins for a steak & kidney pie, despite there being 2 people in the queue

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by southbank1871 » 18 Jan 2008 09:08

19. There will be some United fans in the home ends who won't try to hide this fact when they score. Lots of people will get very angry.

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by NWL Royal » 18 Jan 2008 09:10

19 - Bryn Gunnarsson will get a rating of 3 in the post match player ratings

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by NWL Royal » 18 Jan 2008 09:10

boll*x u beat me! ^ = 20**


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by Dirk Gently » 18 Jan 2008 09:11

21. Quite a few people with Season Tickets won't know how to operate the card readers with then and also won't know where their Season Ticket seats are.

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by West Stand Flash » 18 Jan 2008 09:11

22. The pre-match entertainment dude will again embarrass us by trying to get the crowds up for the game by getting each stand to yell Urz

God that is so so sad.....

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by Dirk Gently » 18 Jan 2008 09:13

23. 95% of the photographers will be down at one end and will change ends at half time - only those from the Post & Chronicle will be ready for a Reading goal.

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by NWL Royal » 18 Jan 2008 09:18

24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..

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by Dirk Gently » 18 Jan 2008 09:21

25. The away end will sing more songs about Man City than they will about Man Utd.

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by West Stand Flash » 18 Jan 2008 09:22

NWL Royal 24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..


It's true tho TBH.

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by Rawlie19 » 18 Jan 2008 09:28

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NWL Royal 24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..


It's true tho TBH.

Only when directed to your seat.

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