WC 2014 - Match 17 - Russia vs South Korea

[Whore Jackie]

Not the best of starts, highlight thus far is the referee's rather marvellous comb-over.

[Deadlock]

The BBC1 commentators seem to think Russia have players called Cockring and Jerkoff. Putin won't be happy.

[harry]

Not the best of starts, highlight thus far is the referee's rather marvellous comb-over.

He's not a small bloke. Can't see too many players arguing with him, or mentioning the comb-over to his face

[harry]

The BBC1 commentators seem to think Russia have players called Cockring and Jerkoff. Putin won't be happy.

The first guy's Irish really. He's Corcoran

[leon]

Typical lumpen Russian performance so far.
not even shatov can help

[Royal Ginger]

Best thing about this dull game is the high number of innuendo names

Kokorin
Shatov
Zhirkov
Suk-young
Bum-young

Best so far in the tournament?

[Whore Jackie]

Going to have to ditch this at half-time, the commentary's making me a tad peckish.

[harry]

Best thing about this dull game is the high number of innuendo names

Kokorin
Shatov
Zhirkov
Suk-young
Bum-young

Best so far in the tournament?

Wait until they bring Dong on

[harry]

Best thing about this dull game is the high number of innuendo names

Kokorin
Shatov
Zhirkov
Suk-young
Bum-young

Best so far in the tournament?

Wait until they bring Dong on

Ho's gone down

[harry]

Best thing about this dull game is the high number of innuendo names

Kokorin
Shatov
Zhirkov
Suk-young
Bum-young

Best so far in the tournament?

Wait until they bring Dong on

Ho's gone down

Commentators mention David Seaman after all that

[Royal Ginger]

Comedy goal topping off a string of horrible goalkeeping.

[southbank1871]

Lol @ Capello
Lol @ Putin

[harry]

Time to recall Lev Yashin

[harry]

[harry]

Lol @ Seol Ki-Hyeon

[harry]

Looking at reply of Korea's goal, Akinfeev would have been better not using his hands. He'd have saved it with his face instead of somehow spilling it over his head into the net.

[Big Foot]

Population of 144 million and the 1 bloke they choose to play in goal couldn't catch AIDs in Africa, nevermind a football. Tossers.