by Tredder » 23 Sep 2013 14:10
by BraisingsteakRoyal » 23 Sep 2013 14:47
by stealthpapes » 23 Sep 2013 16:11
Celebrity referees and their over-acted gestures, like exagerratedly pointing to the all of the places a player has previously fouled when getting a yellow card on a totting-up basis.
by Platypuss » 23 Sep 2013 19:43
by Man Friday » 23 Sep 2013 21:17
stealthpapesMan Friday Most fans, including our own.
Imbecilic, boorish, predictable, unoriginal, tiresome, tedious, ignorant. Masters of cliché with herd mentality.
At Derby, board goes up for 6 minutes
Bloke behind me goes "rubbish"
I point out that Morrison was down for 3 minutes and both teams have had 3 subs. That's at least 5 if not the full 6 minutes.
"Well, why is it always only a minute or so in the first half"
No subs maybe?
Jesus. Fucking. Corbett.
by Tony Le Mesmer » 23 Sep 2013 22:04
by Zammo » 23 Sep 2013 22:07
by stealthpapes » 23 Sep 2013 22:46
Tony Le Mesmer Man Friday makes a good point that really annoys me. When was the last time you saw 0 mins added on in the 1st half? It never happens even if there are no stoppages at all. I have no idea why this is.
by just some bloke » 24 Sep 2013 00:33
by genome » 24 Sep 2013 12:08
by Alexander Litvinenko » 24 Sep 2013 12:10
by 6ft Kerplunk » 24 Sep 2013 12:15
by southbank1871 » 24 Sep 2013 12:49
by Badger Finger » 24 Sep 2013 12:54
by Sanguine » 24 Sep 2013 12:55
southbank1871
Fans of top 4 clubs (plus Liverpool) who assume you have a lesser knowledge of football because you support a smaller team.
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by LUX » 24 Sep 2013 13:33
Sanguine ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah YOU'RE* SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH! at an opposition goal kick.
Seriously.
by Albert Spangler » 24 Sep 2013 14:05
No Fixed Abode 1. Adrian Chiles Check
2. Soccer AM check (although it was good 5 years ago )
3. Soulless out of town grounds check
4. Price of football in general check
5. Jester hats check (unless you're a child)
6. Ban on alcohol whilst in your seat check (although I don't see the need to get smashed to watch football - good money after bad)
7. Liverpool FC check. Classless with a victim complex
8. Bands check
9. Fans who go mad about one win when in the scheme of things, it's probably not that important. check
10. Jason Roberts check^check
11. Fleece wearers Nah, sometimes it's cold
12. Shirters Nah, we've all been there.
13. Club/Manager motto's - 'To dare is to do' 'Build, Evolve, Succeed'. Check^check
14. Footballers (specifically young English players) who think they've made the big time, spend far too much time on twitter, getting tattoo's, buying New Era Caps and driving around in their Audi instead of spending extra time on the training ground improving. Check
15. Southern born Liverpool fans who only support the club due to their success in the 80s. Born a decade later, they would have been United fans. *They all deny this though Check
16. West Ham fans who say "We won the World Cup in 66". Check
17. Fans who think it's funny to take inflatables to games. Nah
18. Music after a goal is scored. Check
19. Lack of terracing Check (although I do like to sit down from time to time - my knees aren't what they were)
20. Generic answers by managers/players to questions by the media. check
by 6ft Kerplunk » 24 Sep 2013 14:18
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