Hendo
he is my most disliked person on SSN. He has a very odd way of talking, like he thinks it makes him sound as if he has some authority, but he doesn't.
Some half decent Scottish presenter says: 'now to update us on Bruno Fernandes possible transfer to Man Utd for €60M we cross to our expert Darmesh'
adopting a very serious look as if announcing a death Darmesh says : 'thanks. My sources...tell me.....that Bruno Fernandes....the Portuguese player.....is looking at a possible move to Manchester United....with a fee....so my sources tell me.....which could rise to......€60M. Looking at his stats here......you can clearly see that he is Portuguese......on Manchester United's radar......and my sources, which are breaking, tell me....he could go for €60M'