The generic transfer thread

[Winston Biscuit]

he is my most disliked person on SSN. He has a very odd way of talking, like he thinks it makes him sound as if he has some authority, but he doesn't.

Some half decent Scottish presenter says: 'now to update us on Bruno Fernandes possible transfer to Man Utd for €60M we cross to our expert Darmesh'

adopting a very serious look as if announcing a death Darmesh says : 'thanks. My sources...tell me.....that Bruno Fernandes....the Portuguese player.....is looking at a possible move to Manchester United....with a fee....so my sources tell me.....which could rise to......€60M. Looking at his stats here......you can clearly see that he is Portuguese......on Manchester United's radar......and my sources, which are breaking, tell me....he could go for €60M'

[WoodleyRoyal]

he is my most disliked person on SSN. He has a very odd way of talking, like he thinks it makes him sound as if he has some authority, but he doesn't.

Some half decent Scottish presenter says: 'now to update us on Bruno Fernandes possible transfer to Man Utd for €60M we cross to our expert Darmesh'

adopting a very serious look as if announcing a death Darmesh says : 'thanks. My sources...tell me.....that Bruno Fernandes....the Portuguese player.....is looking at a possible move to Manchester United....with a fee....so my sources tell me.....which could rise to......€60M. Looking at his stats here......you can clearly see that he is Portuguese......on Manchester United's radar......and my sources, which are breaking, tell me....he could go for €60M'

fulfills a quota though doesn't he.

[Hendo]

he is my most disliked person on SSN. He has a very odd way of talking, like he thinks it makes him sound as if he has some authority, but he doesn't.

Some half decent Scottish presenter says: 'now to update us on Bruno Fernandes possible transfer to Man Utd for €60M we cross to our expert Darmesh'

adopting a very serious look as if announcing a death Darmesh says : 'thanks. My sources...tell me.....that Bruno Fernandes....the Portuguese player.....is looking at a possible move to Manchester United....with a fee....so my sources tell me.....which could rise to......€60M. Looking at his stats here......you can clearly see that he is Portuguese......on Manchester United's radar......and my sources, which are breaking, tell me....he could go for €60M'

fulfills a quota though doesn't he.

SNN are well ahead on their quote of self-important dicks.

[Sanguine]

I won't have Hayley McQueen spoken of in that manner.

[Silver Fox]

SNN are well ahead on their quote of self-important dicks.

WoodleyRoyal works for SSN?

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[Winston Biscuit]

I won't have Hayley McQueen spoken of in that manner.

her eyes are waaaaay too far apart. They have another Scotch on there who is better

[Sanguine]

I'd not got as far as her eyes, tbf.

[Franchise FC]

I'd not got as far as her eyes, tbf.

I appreciate she is pregnant, but she looks like she's eaten most of the United midfield

[Winston Biscuit]

Paco Alcacer to Villarreal for €25M

[Old Man Andrews]

I'd not got as far as her eyes, tbf.

I appreciate she is pregnant, but she looks like she's eaten most of the United midfield

She gave birth about 6 months ago didn't she? Love how you think you'd turn her down.

[Old Man Andrews]

Paco Alcacer to Villarreal for €25M

Crazy money. Shocked Spurs didn't get him in.

[Winston Biscuit]

Paco Alcacer to Villarreal for €25M

Crazy money. Shocked Spurs didn't get him in.

His asking price would have been £65M if a PL club went in for him.

[Winston Biscuit]

Cedric Bakambu seeing the funny side of his transfer to Barcelona fall apart at the last minute

https://twitter.com/Bakambu17/status/1222981767990214656?s=19

The story is that he agreed the deal, said goodbye to team mates, flew from South Korea (where he had just flown to with his Chinese team) to Hong Kong to catch his connecting flight to Spain only to get a phone call when at the Airport in Hong Kong to say the deal was now off.

[Sanguine]

Cedric Bakambu seeing the funny side of his transfer to Barcelona fall apart at the last minute

https://twitter.com/Bakambu17/status/1222981767990214656?s=19

The story is that he agreed the deal, said goodbye to team mates, flew from South Korea (where he had just flown to with his Chinese team) to Hong Kong to catch his connecting flight to Spain only to get a phone call when at the Airport in Hong Kong to say the deal was now off.

lol

'Almost Barcelona.'

[genome]

Spurs apparently trying a late swoop for Bale... The Times saying that they've made a breakthrough

Can't see a deal that big being done at such a late stage, unless they've been working on it for a while.

[WoodleyRoyal]

wfh today and watching the first tdd on ssn in years. ye gods its awful.

[genome]

Spurs apparently trying a late swoop for Bale... The Times saying that they've made a breakthrough

Can't see a deal that big being done at such a late stage, unless they've been working on it for a while.

Not happening now appaz

[URZZZZ]

Arsenal sign Cedric Soares on loan? How strange

[Winston Biscuit]

Oxford look like losing their best 2 players half way through the best season they have had in yonks. oof!

[Old Man Andrews]

Transfer Talk on SSN is horrific, it's on now if anyone has access to a TV.

See how long you can watch it for before you are annoyed by the panel of utter shit horns they have in the studio.