Utter trash - the WWW.FOOTBALL-RUMOURS.CO.UK thread

[RFC2CJ]

WOOSH me as you will but I thought I'd let you know what utter shite football-rumours.co.uk was saying about us today.

Reading will take chopra on trial in summer as hes on a free and could add vital strength in dpeth to help them survive. kirkland is also being lind up if hanhemann fails to make the grade either on loan or £2.5mil (dependin on how much money is spent else where). c davies will sign for arsenal and immediately loaned out to reading to help mature for 1 more season. WBA,arsenal, and reading have already made general agreements. coppell has watched javier portillo as the main striker for next season

expect reading to deal mostly with loans and bosmans. one other small signing will be made. but coppell has masterminded a deal to take brazilian wonderkid kerlon to the mad stad for around £6mil. he will have a buyout clause around £30 mil or £5m if reading get relegated. that will be the best signin of the summer. he will be one of the best in the prem at the age of 18. iv seen him play and hes awesome!!!!!!

Reading will b busy in thew hunt for survival.
ins
chopra (free)
kirkland (loan)
swp (loan)
davies (loan from a big club)
huth (loan)
m eliiott £1m (millwall)
kerlon £6m
miller £1 mil
outs
sidwell £3mil (spurs)
harper £2m (charlton)
so next seasons line up:
kirkland/hanhemann
murty/halls-sonko/huth-davies-shorey
little/swp-elliott-miller-convey
kerlon-doyle
reserves
kitson,lita,chopra,long,gunnarson,ingarmarson,stack

[Legend]

I'd be happy with that.

[RFC2CJ]

I'd be happy with that.

What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

[Legend]

I'd be happy with that.

What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

[RFC2CJ]

I'd be happy with that.

What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

Your opinion but i think that stacky and marcus will serve us well

[Ascension]

Thats a bit different from "amazing"

[mathematically_safe]

expect reading to deal mostly with loans and bosmans. one other small signing will be made. but coppell has masterminded a deal to take brazilian wonderkid kerlon to the mad stad for around £6mil. he will have a buyout clause around £30 mil or £5m if reading get relegated. that will be the best signin of the summer. he will be one of the best in the prem at the age of 18. iv seen him play and hes awesome!!!!!!

too much football manager 06 methinks...

[Pants of Primus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4455669.stm

what? THIS kerlon?

[RFC2CJ]

Yep the very same

[HereWeCome]

if we could get Kerlon i would be amazed and very very happy, but can't see it happening. surprised Barcelona, Real Madrid etc haven't snapped him up. Just look at the guy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Yj7GoX ... 0freestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38 ... 0freestyle


The Seal Dribble at the Mad Stad would be worth the season ticket increases alone.

[Alan Titchmarsh]

More total rubbish I see, can't wait for the next exciting installment.

[Ginger Ninjas]

Obviously this should be disregarded immediately anyway as it came from FootballRumours, but there is absolutely no way little old Reading could hope to attract the best under-17 player in the world championships!!

[RFC2CJ]

You just have to think what if though...

I did at the start of the season after we beat Brighton and Preston away from home

[Rich@Eaststand]

I'd be happy with that.

What with Harper taking ages to sign a new deal amd then fcuking off and siders gone? Kirkland? Did okayish at WBA but we've got 2 amazing keepers, but mind you that kerlon bloke sounds quite good

Remind me who the second 'amazing' keeper is ?

Kirkland is better than either keeper we currently have.

And the first amazing keeper is?!

[juanpablo]

Kerlon looks quality, wont happen but if just 1 rumour off that site could come true...........

[Gav]

You just have to think what if though...

I did at the start of the season after we beat Brighton and Preston away from home

Me too, and it felt strange not having to review that 'what if' at any point... (except of course when it was less of a 'what if' and more of a 'when')

[Row Z Royal]

Why bother?

[RFC2CJ]

Update for you ..

Reading ins:

Goalkeepers:
Shaka Hislop (free)

Right back:
Justin Hoyte (loan, view to a permanent)

Centre Defenders:
Matthew Killgallon (1.2m if Leeds say down)
Or
Calum Davernport (£850k)
and
Johan Djorou (loan)

Left Back (cover for Nicky Shorey)
Niclas Jensen (£250k)

Central Midfield:
Amdy Faye (£1m)
Zolton Gera (1.5m)

Winger:
Julian Gray (£1m)

Striker:
Theo Walcott (loan)
Mikeal Forsell (£1.5m)



I do this so you dont have to

[Alan Titchmarsh]

Reckon Julian Gray is the vaguely likely one out of that lot. And as for Walcott I can't see Wenger letting him go anywhere now he's made the England squad.

[2 Pints and a packet of c]

More rubbish from this reliable souce!

Steve coppell is to be given a transfer kitty of 9m+sells the main transfer will be Matty Upson for 3m.
other Reading news:
ins:Calum Davenport-800k
Carlton Cole-Loan
SWP-loan
outs:Shane Long-loan to QPR
Dave Kitson-Charlton-2.5m
Scott Golbourne-loan to barnsley