Hob Nob Anyone?

Prank of the day anybody?

Wycombe Royal wrote:
I am 95% confident that we will have new left back by the end of August.

August 2009 or August 2010?

rfcjoe wrote: Prank of the day anybody?

Not even.

We're just signed Gael Clichy.

Except we haven't. I made it up.

Brilliant.

haha, that really wasn't funny.

Bill Oddie's Beard wrote:

winchester_royal wrote:

rfcjoe wrote:Just got a text from the club saying we have agreed a deal with Leicester for Joe Mattock.

For a split-second i felt an ounce of excitement for the first time this year.....

You tw@t

Same as, I actually smiled at work. Then I slapped the person sitting next to me when I realised it was a wind up, she's pregnant so it didn't go down very well.

Thats pregnant women for you, they just dont go down well,

PLEASE SIGN JOE MATTOCK COPPELL!

plus he has a gr8 first name.

rfcjoe wrote:PLEASE SIGN JOE MATTOCK COPPELL!

plus he has a gr8 first name.

Leicester will want around £1.5m for him and we aren't going to spend that.

Thats a bloody bargain as he is a superb prospect!

To show the club means business and has ambition we should table an offer.

We feckin pay for a ST and then the club keep their purse strings tied shut!

rfcjoe wrote:Thats a bloody bargain as he is a superb prospect!

To show the club means business and has ambition we should table an offer.

We feckin pay for a ST and then the club keep their purse strings tied shut!

The 'appy rabbit will be counting his 5's and 10's as we squeak, I mean speak.

Streets wrote:

rfcjoe wrote:PLEASE SIGN JOE MATTOCK COPPELL!

plus he has a gr8 first name.

Leicester will want around £1.5m for him and we aren't going to spend that.

how about we offload Bennett and Sodje to them in part ex

gr8 shout!

Turns8 wrote:

Streets wrote:

rfcjoe wrote:PLEASE SIGN JOE MATTOCK COPPELL!

plus he has a gr8 first name.

Leicester will want around £1.5m for him and we aren't going to spend that.

how about we offload Bennett and Sodje to them in part ex

"Arghhh my budget!"

"That's mahh boy"

the cost of Bennett & Sodje on the wage bill >>>> the cost of a mattock

at least mattock could be considered for the 1st team

good points turnip

rfcjoe wrote:good points turnip

oi less of the turnip keyboard sumo

You wanna take this outside graeme?

rfcjoe wrote:You wanna take this outside graeme?

I'll get my coat...

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MORE LIKE "SWEEPS" JUST FELT MR MAD'S HAND REMOVED FROM HIS ARSE ! He's a puppet !

Wycombe Royal wrote:

Royalee wrote:Gibbs at the moment, although I'm sure I'll come up with a few later when I'm home from work.

This is the same Kieran Gibbs who is actually classed as a midfielder (by Arsenal's own website) and has only ever made 7 league appearances whilst on loan at Norwich.

I was would rather we signed someone to left back who is actually a left back and who has a bit more experience under his belt. Mattock doesn't have much more but he has still played 4 times as many matches as Gibbs.

Anyway I can hardly wait for you to get searching on the web later to see what other names you can find

I can't believe people are seriously suggesting Gibbs as a replacement for Shorey.

The kid is a little lightweight winger. He may have filled in occassionally at left back but if you've seen him play you can see he's not a defender.

The couple of times I've seen Mattock play he's looked pretty sound at the back. He's read the game quite well and shown he knows how to cover his centre half. If we got him I'd be pretty pleased. The only thing going against it is his lack of experience which is made worse by the fact that we haven't got any experienced cover. Options of Golbourne and Mattock isn't great if neither of them progress and show they can play consistently weel at this level over a whole season.