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Posted: 25 Apr 2005 21:20
by Sir Dodger Royal
Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.
Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.
Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.
Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.
No Ambition. No promotion.
That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: 26 Apr 2005 00:16
by Gav
Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.
Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.
Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.
Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.
No Ambition. No promotion.
That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We go on a winning run, Dodge shuts up... we lose one game and he's back. Like clockwork.
Posted: 26 Apr 2005 16:01
by intensify02
Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead.
Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side.
Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six.
Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman.
No Ambition. No promotion.
That's the realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
what a cock
Posted: 26 Apr 2005 23:15
by photo_royal
Dodge the only thing we are worrying about is your mental welfare, because of that 'knackered player' we beat the league leaders and now promoted team Sunderland, because of the two oldest players, including Keown.
Everyone please do bare in mind keown was the little devil that half assaulted Ruud Van Nistelrooy at Old Tradford last season for Arsenal, and kept him and Man UTD out in that game, he's Experience and quality through and through, he won the premiership last year uhhhhh hello!?!?!?!
We out of the top 6 on goal difference you fool,
you notice whhat league were in? not the premiership, this league has no expectations. I can prove this, because i have real facts that actually exist.
No ambition no promotion? Do you know where we are in the table?
Dodger, tell us something you said that happened, go on
Or is your job telling lies?
*taxi for dodger royal*
Re: NEWSFLASH...... Centre Half Set to Sign for Royals
Posted: 23 Jun 2005 19:31
by floyd__streete
Sir Dodger Royal wrote:It's looking like Darren Powell will be a Reading player within the next 10 days. However according to Dodger's media chums the deal is reliant on Fitzroy Hall signing for Palace from Southampton.
Well, look at this -
Dodger first with the news. 10 months ago

Posted: 11 Sep 2005 10:57
by Sir Dodger Royal
Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.
I gather a new signing is imminent.
Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................
Posted: 12 Sep 2005 09:07
by Alan Titchmarsh
Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.
I gather a new signing is imminent.
Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................
Come on then Mr Dodger who are we signing, who do your media chums reckon we're going for now whether a short term loan or not.......
Re: NEWSFLASH...... Centre Half Set to Sign for Royals
Posted: 05 Jul 2006 16:23
by moo
Sir Dodger Royal wrote:It's looking like Darren Powell will be a Reading player within the next 10 days. However according to Dodger's media chums the deal is reliant on Fitzroy Hall signing for Palace from Southampton.
SDR believes discussions are taking place at present and subject to terms being agreed Hall will sign for Palace.
This then means that Powell will be a fourth choice centre half and therefore is hoping he can resurrect the Reading move which was muted towards the end of last season.
I understand that Palace will be looking for at least £300K if the Royals wish to close the deal.
Having viewed Reading's two opening games then finding a relpacement for the ageing Williams does seem to be a priority. Indeed both Adie and Ivar were muscled out by West Hams young bucks plus Teddy OAP at Upton Park last night.
SDR believes Darren Powell would be the right signing but will the Madman dish the dosh again?
Decision within the next 7/10 days. Real Facts in Real Time from the main mannnnnnnn
Stay webwise for the Facts.
Im so excited, this has been such a long wait
Posted: 05 Jul 2006 16:34
by Gordons Cumming
Alan Titchmarsh wrote:Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Listen boys don't worry Reading have been on the case for a centre half for two years.
I gather a new signing is imminent.
Real facts. Real World. Real Centre Half. Unless.........................
Come on then Mr Dodger who are we signing, who do your media chums reckon we're going for now whether a short term loan or not.......
..........and since when has he been the fountain of all knowledge?
Posted: 05 Jul 2006 22:47
by Jay
Regal_Royal wrote:nuts!!
Steady Spacey, steady!

Posted: 26 Dec 2006 21:48
by Retired Fisherman
Posted: 26 Dec 2006 23:05
by Stooper
Posted: 14 Sep 2007 09:57
by RG30
BUMP!
Posted: 14 Sep 2007 11:04
by Row Z Royal
RG30 wrote:BUMP!
Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

Posted: 14 Sep 2007 11:05
by SpaceCruiser
Row Z Royal wrote:RG30 wrote:BUMP!
Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

Jay's porn, surely?
Posted: 17 Sep 2007 06:30
by Coppelled Streets
SpaceCruiser wrote:Row Z Royal wrote:RG30 wrote:BUMP!
Worth it, just for the Spacey porn.

Jay's porn, surely?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/468762/sexy_dog/ Wood achieved.
http://funnypets.punt.nl/upload/maart2006/Sexy_Dog.jpg
Posted: 17 Sep 2007 09:53
by Oi Oi Saveloy
Has he signed yet?
Posted: 24 Sep 2007 13:48
by Geekins
Real Factssssssss

Since we have had a stuttering start this year, amazed that he hasn't come back.
Posted: 26 Sep 2007 11:47
by mzungu_royal
i wouldn't be surprised to see SDR come back soon.