Who Ate All The Pies?
Submitted By: Jack
Once, Newtownards football club were playing a match against Ballycastle
junior
farmers, in the bass Irish cup. The crowd was about 100 in total. Nearby,
a pie
baking competition was taking place. A man named Douglas Saulters had taken
surprise first place, with a beef and apricot pie, his rival, Bernie
Botmann,
was irate at the judges decision, and stormed out of the contest. He
drove to
the football ground to calm down. However, he decided to get rid of the
pies,
and, in a rage, threw at the footballers. Johnny Mccreadie, the Ballycastle
forward, who was a bit fat, halted an attack to bend over to sample the
pieman's wares. suddenly, the crowd began to sing "who ate all the pies, who
ate all the pies, you fat bas****, you fat bas****, who ate all the pies?
and
this was how that famous song was begun!!!
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