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by Gus the teenage cow
18 Jul 2017 14:14
Forum: The Team
Topic: Do we know where we're going?
Replies: 22
Views: 9104

Do we know where we're going?

A profound question I'm sure you'll agree but a pertinent one, and if I be so bold, a necessarily pertinent one...where the f**k are we going under the Chinese? At the moment the voices that speak to me are saying "Play-offs at best" and that's not what we want to hear. I would like them t...
by Gus the teenage cow
03 Jan 2017 14:54
Forum: The Team
Topic: Boo-boys down through the years
Replies: 44
Views: 12449

Boo-boys down through the years

Let's celebrate them, I remember in these halucen generic days of the past yelling abuse at Tom Jones, I also yelled abuse at Sam Sheppard or "the uncaring" as I wittingly labelled him. It made me feel better and moreover I felt like I was playing my own small part in helping the team by i...
by Gus the teenage cow
03 Jan 2017 14:20
Forum: The Team
Topic: Can we rebuild and grow?
Replies: 21
Views: 7066

Can we rebuild and grow?

It's that time of year again - yes, time to reflect and ponder. And if we do pause then let us yearn for that feeling of rejuvenation that Spring promises to bring. And on that note then I ask myself can we rebuild and grow, not just as a team but as a club. We are as directionless and shapeless as ...
by Gus the teenage cow
17 Dec 2015 17:09
Forum: The Team
Topic: Welcome back Brian!
Replies: 1225
Views: 263068

Re: Welcome back Brian!

I welcome him begrudgingly for I am not without grace

I am looking forward to hear what Sir Dodger Royal has to say about this appointment before making a fuller statement on it
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 18:06
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Brian Kerr - assistant manager
Replies: 9
Views: 6051

Re: Brian Kerr - assistant manager

melonhead id rather we signed up jim kerr


I'll churn you up like a Billygoat milkshake if you continue with your condescending tone
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 18:05
Forum: The Team
Topic: Do we have too many foreigners?
Replies: 35
Views: 10388

Re: Do we have too many foreigners?

Excellent thread so far - reminds me of my days blazing a trail on the New York absurd theatre scene

I'm sure we are satirizing something in a knowing way, just not sure what it is

Anyway glad to be back - superb posts so far here, possible future hall of famer thread if the trend continues
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 15:35
Forum: The Team
Topic: Do we have too many foreigners?
Replies: 35
Views: 10388

Re: Do we have too many foreigners?

McDermolenko I presume you read my post on welcoming our foreign fans and appreciating them before deciding to create this.

You ruddy racist.


That's a slur on my good name - I am only racist against foreign fancy-dan players not fans
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 15:29
Forum: The Team
Topic: Do we have too many foreigners?
Replies: 35
Views: 10388

Do we have too many foreigners?

We have exotic players. We are a championship team. We need less exotic players. We need more grafters. We have the balance wrong. We are unbalanced both positionally and geo-politically. We need characters. We lack characters. We need more McShanes and less Piazons. We need to understand the divisi...
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 15:25
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Brian Kerr - assistant manager
Replies: 9
Views: 6051

Re: Brian Kerr - assistant manager

melonhead spelt it wrong


I give you gold and you respond like a pedant, have a grammatically questionable word with yourself and live with it?
by Gus the teenage cow
16 Dec 2015 14:43
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Brian Kerr - assistant manager
Replies: 9
Views: 6051

Brian Kerr - assistant manager

All the talk here in Ireland is that Brian Kerr is set to be unveiled as Brian Mc's assistant or as the media fortwidth (delighted to have the opportunity to use that word) will call them "the two Brians". Remember where you heard it first but respect me from a distance, I was over-pestere...
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Aug 2015 16:38
Forum: The Team
Topic: MK Dons (H) Match Thread - Sponsored by AFC Wimbledon
Replies: 89
Views: 22399

Re: MK Dons (H) Match Thread - Sponsored by AFC Wimbledon

I predict a handsome 2-0 victory with the second goal coming within 3 minutes of the first - a proverbial mini opening of the floodgates
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Aug 2015 16:28
Forum: The Team
Topic: MK Dons (H) Match Thread - Sponsored by AFC Wimbledon
Replies: 89
Views: 22399

Re: MK Dons (H) Match Thread - Sponsored by AFC Wimbledon

Orlando Sa already looking like a dud, I don't like writing off players after 2 and a half games but the scouting department have let the club down with this signing - he literally has no attributes other than a 2 letter surname which won't garner many points for us (least of all in Scrabble lol)
by Gus the teenage cow
11 Nov 2014 21:06
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: My autograph
Replies: 1
Views: 1571

My autograph

I'm kind of a big deal on this forum and I am offering my autograph for just €20 (about £14). I'll post it to you and will only print or photocopy the autograph if I sell more than 100 so be one of the first lucky few to get the real deal. PM me for further details (signed photo is extra)
by Gus the teenage cow
31 Oct 2014 17:17
Forum: The Team
Topic: What % of fans would disappear if we went down the divisions
Replies: 63
Views: 13024

Re: What % of fans would disappear if we went down the divis

looks like I was unerringly prescient in the OP
by Gus the teenage cow
21 Oct 2014 22:00
Forum: The Team
Topic: Adkins - Pros and Cons
Replies: 846
Views: 139356

Re: Adkins Out please

Heaven knows I'm a patient man but when I've given up on him you know the game's up, not to cocoon myself in my own hubris but when you've lost me it's every bit as portentous as the chairman's vote of confidence If he's not out of the job by November time I'll hand in my log-in details on this foru...
by Gus the teenage cow
21 Oct 2014 21:50
Forum: The Team
Topic: Match thread Bournemouth (A)
Replies: 131
Views: 29539

Re: Match thread Bournemouth (A)

I'm sorry but a blind man could see that we need cover in defense and in the middle of the park, our bench has been an embarrassment all season, our lack of depth is a joke and we're paying for it. 2 key issues 1. Unprecedented level of injuries - coaching and medical staff culpable here 2. Lack of ...
by Gus the teenage cow
29 Jul 2014 12:42
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: stockdale
Replies: 31
Views: 8923

Re: stockdale

I feel as though I've let down the forum and I'll be posting my resignation email to moderators in due course, it's up to them if they want to accept it or not. Having said that however moderators have, in the past, verified the hardcore nature of my sources who don't feed the ducks if they ain't go...
by Gus the teenage cow
23 Jul 2014 10:16
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: Owen Garvan
Replies: 3
Views: 2254

Owen Garvan

am hearing whispers from dark shadowy that we are being linked with this fella' - anyone heard similar or is it the voices in my head again???
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Jul 2014 13:07
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: stockdale
Replies: 31
Views: 8923

Re: stockdale

can't wait for above begrudgers to come grovelling to me in the next couple of weeks
by Gus the teenage cow
22 Jul 2014 12:58
Forum: Rumours and Gossip
Topic: stockdale
Replies: 31
Views: 8923

Re: stockdale

Isn't he Fulham's first team keeper now Stekelenburg is leaving ? And the fact you had to reassure yourself in your own posts makes me quite sceptical about your ITKness Hold on a second there pal - I have a reputation on this site to protect built up over many years - do you think I'd just throw t...
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