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He's got a great Premiership scoring record in fairness.

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Do not trust this man.

Well done, Roland.

It always amazes me that people so easily shoot down Threads but never actually come up with anything remotely interesting at all.

How about Almost Cut My Hair by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young for Stephen Hunt ?

E. Andrew you're saying Murty is the only right back that enjoys football?

Not as much as Gary Neville. Always got a smile on his face, that bloke.

Agreed. Hunty's display was superb on Saytuday and I am eating some humble pie today. Mind you, I do remember Andy Hughes having the odd good game.

Dirk Gently Not to mention the fact that he realises that he's more likely to get another year or more as a prem players if he stays with us, rather than with the likes of Charlton and City.

Delusions of grandeur.

Can't be arsed to forecast points but in my opinion we are going down unless we make important signings in January. At least we can get back to playing at 3pm on Saturday's if we do get relegated.

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Bad accident on the IDR around 11.30am. Passed it on the way to the Mad Stad / Jazz.

Remember it well. It was Ray Houghton's best game for us.

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Another pointless thread. The bloke rocks. 106 points last season with Marcus part of a mean back five. A superb start to our Prem campaign. How can they guy be rated any other than very good.

Not one bugger having their picture taken with the Champs Trophy. I hung round the Red Herring / Tom Wolfe section, waiting for someone else to have their photo done for about 30 minutes, then bottled it. Damn it. Looks an impressive set up with the Trophy in front of a giant Mad Stad pic. Perhaps i...

The first XI that played Wrexham away and lost 3-0 under Burns on the first game on the season. That was a long drive home (and we lost 4-1 to Bristol Rovers away a few days later).

Full story in today's EP.

He sat next to Eamonn Holmes apparently.

He got a Hospitality ticket.

On my next visit to Australia I am hoping he'll put me up; being a loyal Royal and all that.