genome The enigma that is Tottenham:

17th in the Premier League home table
2nd in the Premier League away table

2nd in the Champions League home table
28th in the Champions League away table

Good statting!

Royal Rother WTF was all that with the towels?

I don't understand why more isn't being made of this.

Ball boys (or were they subs?) literally dragging the reserve keeper along the ground trying to take the towel away and then chasing him round the perimeter of the pitch.

Nuts.

Looked to me like Morocco were supposed to win that tournament.

But cheaters sometimes don’t win. WTF was all that with the towels?

Yes to all that. I keep saying I don’t think Arteta has what it takes to win the PL, and their display yesterday did nothing to dispel that thought but if City are going to be that bad then maybe Arsenal will, almost by default. Guehi could make the difference I suppose. Or maybe Havertz can make th...

Arsenal are too predictable. It struck me last night that every move they make in every game they play is the same as they did the week before, and the week before, and the week before. They are very good at those moves of course but there is nothing new to surprise their opponents. Last season Nwan...

Excellent 2nd half - yep, I think Chelsea are going to be fun to watch under Rosenior.

Seems clear that Rosenior’s style is to move the ball quickly at all times.

Looks like they will be fined if anyone is in possession for more than 2 seconds!

Pretty entertaining to watch, but they need to work on the playing out from the back stuff as they look highly dodgy doing that.

Yeah, okay VAR, you’re having a laugh now.

He's pretty good but is getting a bit ubiquitous and the catchphrases / mannerisms are wearing a bit thin now, for me.

Good grief, wtf was he thinking?

Good on McManaman for calling out the disrespect / arrogance.

Poor show that.

Only city have scored more goals. So? They're still boring to watch set piece merchants. 58 goals in all comps, 41 from open play, if you say so. My PL soft-spot club is Arsenal but I find them pretty tedious for large parts of almost every game they play. Capable of great stuff but so bloody cauti...

What a dreadful display by Arsenal tonight. Fcuking risk free football that will push people away from watching them. And as for Martinelli, what a piece of shit. Guy does his ACL and you throw the ball at him and then try to push him off the pitch? He should be banned for 6 games. How nobody decke...

Only needed a draw? We’ll see about that come the end of the season. If that is a display of their ambition against a team that is no threat to their title ambitions then I can see that having an impact in the longer term (on future performances). It does look like the title is theirs to lose (hate ...

What a dreadful display by Arsenal tonight. Fcuking risk free football that will push people away from watching them. And as for Martinelli, what a piece of shit. Guy does his ACL and you throw the ball at him and then try to push him off the pitch? He should be banned for 6 games. How nobody decked...

genome Proper vintage Premier League in this Newcastle-Leeds match

Mad end to the game - great stuff.

Amorim gone.

traff Has to be my favourite match ever

Agreed.

He’s a twat of the highest order imo. Pretty much the whole game was the PL at its absolute worst. Agreed. Both the Liverpool and Arsenal games were a hard watch. In each case the better sides decided to play possession football and just wait for the inevitable opportunities. Spurs helped Liverpool...

He’s a twat of the highest order imo.

Pretty much the whole game was the PL at its absolute worst.