mikey0406 we could bring back the golf cart and juice it up, lower it and get some nice rims on it, Royston could then drive it around the stadium whilst filming himself having a bevy at the same time

He can invite his go kart FIFA friends over to sit on the back as he cruises around.

For Royston to be frozen out in this injury crisis just shows how disruptive he must have been last season. I back the manager on this one. We have a lot of young players coming through, clearly Adkins doesn't want them being influenced by him. It was always a disaster signing and a car crash waiti...

Major Inconvenience I can't think of anything worse than having an agent linked to the board.

Particularly if he tries to get too hands on with regards to player signings etc.

[quote="el_presidente]WANTED: Replica shirt for 5/6 year old[/quote]
If I was a peado (I'm not!), I would class that as a more than generous swap and maybe offer to throw in a replica scarf as well.

Pierce Sweeney Pierce Sweeney Na na na na na na na na na To the tune of The Sweeney, obviously. Samuel Fridjonsson He'll be worth 6 million Just like Siggurdson We'll sell him if we can Royson Drenth is absent He's gonna ge the sack cos when they gave squad numbers out Adkins took his back Nial Keow...

Pepe the Horseman

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Pepe the Horseman Ffs. I've just finished the script.

You could re-work it into a kind of Falling Down remake, perhaps.

Good idea. I'll have something on your desk by Tuesday.

or just type it straight into the video here and upload the output to youtube
http://downfall.jfedor.org/create/

Sean Cummings wo a wo Sean Cummings wo a wo Kicked himself in the face and can't retain his place When he was just a young trainee Simon was no good for RFC But now the teams cack and we've bought him back Here's what we sing to him Simon Cox Cox Cox Cox Get into the 6 yard box and score some goals ...

Aaron Kuhl Kuhl Kuhl
Push pineapples shake a tree
etc


Royston Drenth a-ha
He's like the new Mass Sarr
Except he plays FIFA
with some kids a-ha

Royston Drenth a-ha
Available for transfer
trains with the kids ah-ha
with the kids ah-ha

"We've got a brand new Thai Consortium" Repeat and we hope they have money We've got a brand new Thai Consortium down at the Madejski Come on now get together and pray they have money cos we used to have Russian Until it went floppy and We've got a brand new Thai Consortium down at the Ma...

MmmMonsterMunch As negative as this sounds, try to pick a team that won't start in the league & run the risk of getting knocked out.

No more injuries please! If we lose then so be it.

Maybe pick a youthful team who can gain from the experience and put that into practice in the league.

Do we need a new horsemans coach? - the size of the squad suggest we might.

Omar days

4-2 to Scunthorpe, Reading goals from Pog and Blackman.

If he gets injured towards the end of the season, I assume we won't start singing "Kuhllllls out for the summer". Anyway, Prince Charming by Adam Ant works for Sean Cummings..... I don't even think the words need changing other than Prince Charming/Sean Cummings. Sean Cummings Sean Cumming...

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/kerr-pays-visit-151113-1176926.aspx Scroll down for original official headshot http://www.chrisdlee.com/page20.htm Google is your friend.... Cheers Royal Lady, The Biscuitmen site is tremendous isn't it, but then I would say that as it's mine :wink: I'm surpr...

Perhaps this is something STAR could raise

Sounds good in theory, but I'd rather players visited schools, hospitals etc because they want to rather than because they are told to. Then there are Kingsley and Queensly, we never see them around town - do they commute in from out of the area or are they locked in the stadium between matches?

Unfortunately if he is a as cracking as people are saying, he'll be gone at the end of the season. Great debut, and from the snippets I've seen as a youth, a rap talent, a leader, good football brain. Of course he will go to a big club, but that's OK, as long as we get 1-2 seasons from him and some...

Ian Royal Van der Saar beat Death's record years ago RB.

Ah but he's foreign, so Death still holds the record for an English keeper and also for a Reading keeper

My biggest gripe is not the players leaving the club but the players coming in. We're spending money and the fees/wages are building up, but we just dont seem to get the right players. I appreciate that the DOF job isnt plain sailing at this club, but Im starting to have real issues with Hammond's ...