Pundits trying to be polite and professional about teams who are as good as relegated due to GD, by pretending they are almost down but have an outside chance of staying up.

Huddersfield need a 15 goal swing in order to stay up. Just say they are down ffs!

Penultimate day in the Maletese Premier League. Table toppers Hamrun Spartans play away to 2nd placed Floriana!

Don't know how I have missed it before as its very much my kind of story, but I only just learned about FC Viduz in the Swiss league. They are from Liechtenstein. The Swiss allow them to play in their league (along with 6 other rubbish clubs) but they are not allowed to win the league, so if they ev...

Seems mad not to put the next best team (Brechin) forward for the play offs. By not allowing anyone else the chance of promotion, the league are basically saying the season was totally pointless. May as well have not even played it.

Crikey. What a final day this must have been https://i.ibb.co/nLm4MLC/Screenshot-20240426-205713-Samsung-Internet.jpg Buckie Thistle told yesterday they don't meet the requirement to join the Scotch Football League, so the authorities decided no one is getting promoted from the Highland League. Ment...

Leeds losing 2-0 to QPR. That result would send Leicester up and would surely make it unlikely Leeds would go up automatically.

Going to have to duck for cover maybe, but I feel like I don't rate Olise as highly as everyone else.

'bottled it' seems to have now fully replaced the word 'lost'. You now either just win things or you bottle things.

also, everything is a 'transition period' if you don't win something (bottle something)

I would quite like to see Bowen on a bigger stage. He strikes me as one of those all 'confidence, no ability' players that just force their way to success through insane levels of self belief and determination. (i am aware I am being harsh, of course he has ability, I hope you get what I mean though)

Pepe the Horseman

Winston Biscuit

Pepe the Horseman Who is that?

Calvert-Lewin

only played a handful of games for them in L1 when he was 17 or 18, was quickly seen as the new big thing and Everton chucked £1.5M their way to take him

Pepe the Horseman

Winston Biscuit

Who is that?

Calvert-Lewin

Interested to see how they play both Vinicius and Mbappe next season as they both play in the same position. I know Mbappe has been moved a bit more central at times this season but he has spoken publicly in the past about not liking it and wanting to be out on the left

I know its a cliched comment, but it is a bit of a shame he has wasted the first half of his career in Ligue 1, though I think he did it ultimately for the right reason (wanting to get a French club to be European champions) along with earning bucketloads of cash of course. His skill on the byline l...

Pepe the Horseman Tom Cleverley is the new Watford manager.

His record since caretakering has been awful!

one of those odd situations coming up on Thursday where a game has to have the last few minutes played as it was abandoned previously. final 18 minutes of Udinese Vs Roma will be played, with the teams starting at 1-1 also Fabio Cannavaro just became the Udinese manager for the final 5 1/5 games of...

Javier Tebas (Head of La Liga) says some Spanish League matches will be played in America, probably from the 25/26 season

they didn't wait around long after that court verdict

Bayern Munich approach Ralf Rangnick about taking over in the summer

These stories usually end up being a couple of youth players you've never heard of

Darren Huckerby - Man City https://files.ekmcdn.com/footycards/images/manchester-city-darren-huckerby-tc--126275-p.jpg Darren Huckerby - Forest https://www.sporting-heroes.net/content/thumbnails/00155/15421-zoom.jpg Darren Huckerby - Newcastle https://files.ekmcdn.com/footycards/images/newcastle-uni...