I expect to hear this blasting out of my Radio, behind Tim Dellors annoying voice, while i'm grouting my step at home! Gutted I'm not coming now the morning has come!
To be fair I'm a bit embarrassed I put this up, I'd had a few Abbots, I thought "oxf*rd It"

Isn't that a type of Indian bread? I'm not going tommorow. First game of the season is always full of weird "God, I've really missed football. I don't have a girlfriend or an interest in anything else" types. If you do go to the first game of the season then you're not proper Reading. URZZ...

yeah, I'm being serious. If you don't sing this tommorow then you're not proper Reading.

I know. I'm not even sure if my tongue is in my cheek. I'm all over the shop. I'm a lyrical f'u'c'kpig

Everywhere I'm looking now, I'm surrounded by your embrace.
We've got Bon-a-gani Khumalo, He's taken Khisnishvilli's place.
He's everything we need and more, it's written all over his face.
We've got Bon-a-Gani Khumalo, You know he's our saving grace.

I'd like to go on the lash with Noel Hunt, he's a boy. Not our best player, but must do wonders for the team due to his charisma. I heard an amazing story about him pi.s.sing against a shop window after watching and Ireland game, and presumably the boy Steve, at the Emirates. Steamed up boiiiiii. I ...

I've already sold Long on Fifa and have replaced him with Nuno Gomes and Freddie Eastwood. Tom Soares from Stoke has come in for Kebe as i've hedged my bets on him leaving too.

In real life I think Billy Sharp from Donny or Conor Wickham

And I bet you've got some of those mustard trousers to go with them?

Chinos? I'm not that twee sir.

I know, they ruined it for everyone. hahaha. To be fair i couldnt even see the Swansea fans, they were too far away. Were they dressed up like the players?

Sounds a bit pervy tbh.

how?
We just get someone to go for a wee so that Reading will score! Don't you want them to score? hahaha

It never works, I don't know why we do it.

its summer so i'm wearing espadrilles, you won't get no lace from me.

Yes it was me and it was all my fault.
We used to have a thing called "lucky toilet". Anyone else do this?
Who's turn is it for lucky toilet?
Reading get a corner anytime after 85 mins, someones gotta leave to pee.

After the first half, at half time, on Monday I felt pretty down-trodden so decided to just order 3 beers and drink them in the concourse till they had been finish by my mouth and stomach. Anyhow whilst I was drinking my beers we scored a goal. After I'd finished all of my beers, I went to the toile...

Anyone remember the Aldershot friendly from about 10 years ago? It was raining bricks for most of the game and the oxf*rd army had to get called. Most Reading fans got in for free through the park at the back. I cant even remember watching the match or what the score was because I was scared of gett...

IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to h...

URZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

from the Oxford Road, at my house, just having a pre Wembley game of Black Ops online.

Can we sing "this place is a shit hole" just for jokes?

I'm a bit rubbish at steaming in to be fair, I'm just gonna get drunk and be on the wind up T.O.W.I.T

make sure you don't wear your Reading Shirt, the'll pray on you I hear.

so, just to clarify, we're not doing my idea then?