I thought Murray's nickname was "Fcuk off back to Brizzle"?

So Hayley McQueen got a job in broadcasting because of her dad and it had nothing to do with her degree in Broadcasting Journalism?

He did ok for them last season in League 1 but that's probably now his level.

Whoever it is, it will be a cornucopia of meh.

I always thought Brian Moore was fcuking shite. Apart from his head looking uncannily like London Planetarium, his commentating style appeared to be spout bollocks in an authoritative tone. Arguably our finest moment at the time, Adie Williams rises to head a last minute winner to secure our highes...

WAZZOCK In true LordCKS bi-polar fashion, he's back in love with the team again.

What an absolute length.

Is he claiming it was down to him?

That's a really uninspiring list of lower and non league qualifiers IMO.

..and reading his Twitter feed only makes me hate him more. I mean, who tweets their own over-egged twattery? It's narcissistic bellendery of the highest order.

@Football_Poet?
@TediousFuckingTwat more like.

Peter Drury, the man who hits fever pitch over a throw in. Such whining verbosity.

Awful, awful commentator.

What's changed? It can't be having key players fit again and being able to use a settled side and tactics, surely?

Personally, I think Stam's has been trying to make the available players fit the system and, as our experience with Rodgers has shown, that can be a recipe for disaster. However, a big factor in our recent improvement has been key players who can play the system coming back to fitness and we are now...

Bacuna caught his back foot as he was about to take a step and his momentum took him up and over. It looks awkward but not necessarily overplayed.

I thought it was a clear penalty. Bacuna was nowhere near the ball and caught his foot.

Is it true that Sunderland fans boo even when they win? I went back in 2005 when we won 2-1. They were leading and they started booing when we equalised. When we scored the winner, with about 10 minutes left, they left in a drove. They were miles clear at the top at the time. I also remember the se...

FA Cup in 1988/1989, beat Hendon, Maidstone and then the might of Tranmere in the 3rd round and got drawn away at Grimsby Town from the division below (and on their way to a stirring 9th place finish that season) in the 4th round. Fairly typical of Reading's FA Cup draws, horribly unattractive and ...

Is it true CKS stands for Cock Knocking Simpleton?

Not often the BBC website are ahead if here with the the news

The football fan in me says the team selections, performances and results have not been consistent enough and ultimately the buck stops with the manager. Unless there is drastic improvement, there is a danger of this going off the rails. The project manager in me says this is a five year project, we...

probably true, but for my generation his voice will always reson8. Ditto David Coleman, Brian Moore, Bill Mclaren, Richie Benaud etc. When you think about it, who needs comment8ors on telly? I always thought Brian Moore was fcuking shite. Apart from his head looking uncannily like London Planetariu...

One thing- McShane is really lacking in pace and it’s starting to worry me, is he past it now? Seems a shadow of himself last year, although with those injuries and his age I really shouldn’t be so surprised I was surprised that McShane was given a year extension. Given Blackett's relative solidity...