I reckon an announcement Monday at 11 am. If he's on say £2m. Going to cost the club around £950k to pay him off. EFL won't sanction the payment. Need to sell Swift or Puscas first to find the money. Er... what? Why would he be on considerably more than our highest earning player? If he's on a £1m ...

Not even close.

Woking. Been along a few times. A pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

Feeling pretty good this evening about my decision nearly a decade ago to stop going or paying attention because football is for children And spending time on an internet forum talking to strangers, about a game you don't care about, is a much more reasoned adult activity. Seb just sometimes needs ...

Feeling pretty good this evening about my decision nearly a decade ago to stop going or paying attention because football is for children

Hi guys, haven't really been paying attention much in the last few years. Can someone summarise the last 90 or so pages for me?

Pardew might fancy it.

Good morning everyone As we all know, footballers these days are all, despite far superior skill levels, inherently unlikeable, focussed on fashion and watches and inappropriate relationships with Instagram influencers. So, on a purely emotional, gut-feeling level, who is your favourite ever Reading...

"...The most opinionated twats and the biggest cu nt ers are on HNA." He must have been referring to Royal Rother. Ah, those were the days. I honestly can't remember specifically, but weren't you involved in some sort of HNA scandal a decade ago? I'm a rare an reluctant visitor these days...

Snowflake Royal

Sebastian the Red Evening everyone, how's it all going?

Hey Seb, good to see you. Same as always.

Just saw this. Who are you?

I watched Woking the other week and had a lovely time.

Shrug. We'll panic appoint someone equally shit who'll do barely any better and the slump will continue next season, and the players will continue to be in the habit of being slow, clueless losers, and you know it. Depends who we get in. We should never have sacked Bowen. I was very unhappy with th...

Snowflake Royal

Sebastian the Red

Snowflake Royal Whoo! How you doing Seb? All well I hope. HNY!

Sorry, who are you?

IR

Who?

Terry the Taxi managed an entertaining and excellent 4-0 defeat of Sunderland, and didn't go out in the FA Cup to a side 4 steps lower than us. Having now reread what Leon was replying to I got myself confused. I thought he was replying to Simmops’s laughable statement that Paunovich is the worst m...

When you think about it, Kidderminster are in a much lower league than we are and we should have beaten them. So this isn't really a great result. Yes but as they play in a lower league they will also be playing against lower level opposition week in week out, so they won’t be as tired. Clearly tha...

This. He has absolutely no clue. Oh come off it. You're surely old enough to remember Bullivant? Terry the Taxi managed an entertaining and excellent 4-0 defeat of Sunderland, and didn't go out in the FA Cup to a side 4 steps lower than us. Having now reread what Leon was replying to I got myself c...

Kidderminster far too good for Reading reserves. All credit to them, hope they get a terrific tie in the next round. VP has delivered possibly the most embarrassing FA Cup result in Reading’s history. The performance has been inexcusable - trouble is it’s not a one off as every game Reading struggl...

Had £50 on the win, cashed out in the 63rd minute for a £30 profit. Quite pleased with that.

Hey guys, good news, my mum has agreed to dogsit.

Pleased that my dog will be looked after. Happy days.