biscuitsrus Maybe when he leaves he will move to Cheshire

well if he does he'll hopefully have a slower pace of life than if he moves anywhere in the South, which will be nice for him - it'll give him Leicester worry about

Bacon Double Cheese I was going to tell you about the fast food outlet for cannibals. The most popular choice was a Limb Burger.

...now THAT'S a good effort... I Port Salut you sir!

Cheers - I enjoyed that. Joll-ee-dam good fun. Ricotta go now will just leave you with possibly the worst cheese gag ever created: A group of astronauts are on the moon. They've been mining the surface, and have discovered that it really is made of cheese. One particular area that they're quite inte...

I get very strange dreams after eating cheese. For example, the other night, I dreamt that our usual midfield pairing was replaced by females. :shock: Harper's replacement was a nubile, lovely young thing who ran with grace & ease Sidwell's replacement was a similarly limber girl Ithankyew

Mozzeralla would be a good swap as a midfield general, he always wants to get a pizza de action from box to box. Not sure this is a good idea - I think he's getting past it now. Though he may still want to be a box to box player, his age & pace are catching up with him - towards the end of the ...

I heard we have a possible replacement for Sidders lined up, Lee Dale. What I want to know is Wensleydale going to sign for us? ...I heard that Gloucester City FC are interested in Dale too, though as they're only playing in the Dr Martens Premier Division it'd break their budget to get him even at...

I think the only reason he plays so well for us at the moment is the way he connects with RFC's indefetagable team sprirt

yes yes I know indefatigable

I knocked it out in about a minute. Meanwhile, back to my tribute to DK - it was in no way designed to be taken seriously, RR. what about the song though? :shock: :wink: Glad to see tongue-in-cheek lyricism flourishing though I don't think it'll ever make it to a matchday...! (would put another win...

Survival next season is far more important than a place in Europe, and until Sidwell commits to being here, the sooner we find his replacement the better. I agree with survival next season being more important than a European place - however, read on... IMHO a place in Europe is more likely with Si...

Dunno why but I've just got a feeling that Harps is going to score one today.

Reckon Lita will get back on the score sheet as well however I think Viduka is the most likely of the Boro to score

So I'm going 1-2 Reading,

Viduka 26, Harper 53, Lita 70