Think our best chance of getting something out of this is NOT scoring.

You know that will make us sit back and Posh desperate, and then we'll crumble

Hein did well to be smart and not dive in there, could easily have been a pen

We're so shit at crossing. Sorry zip.

Rahman has caught Drinkwateritis

Does anybody think this excuse of a team is top six? Seriously? They are as weak as piss. It`s not the team, they have as much talent as alot of teams in this division, it`s the clown in charge. Nah. I’m not buying that. They are a lazy, weak bunch of pcunts. Don't get me wrong, they're not a team ...

There's just no shape.

Rino and Joao popping up left wing. Swift out on the right wing. Ince upfront. Drinkwater all over the shop. Why do we keep playing Joao into positions where there should be a cross. He should be on the end of the cross.


Thank oxf*rd Poku is dire.

leon Just got in from football. How are we doing?

Well we've gifted Posh about 6 chances but haven't conceded.

Clownovic's defensive corner training is playing musical statues, and the music stops as soon as the ball is kicked.



You know, we might actually survive this. Posh could have had 4 / 5 already and it's still 0-0

CountryRoyal That might have been the worst half of championship football. Ever.

Hilariously bad. Seen more quality in non-league tbh.

Think Luton was worse.

Does Dellor have some sort of brain disease? He just blamed the wind for an overhit through ball along the deck going through to Hein.


Absolute moron.

Very good decision from Holmes there. Could do the usual short pass into trouble, but plays safe and high and long.


Bugger me that was poor from Hein. Morro saves his blushes. That's the third oxf*rd up, second for Hein. none punished.

Been all us for a while. HT approaches. Goal incoming.

Ascotexgunner Oooooh f*ck.....so close.

Good effort, no where near the corner though. Needed another 3 or 4 feet to have a chance of going in.

oxf*rd off ref, you can't tell that's out from there.

Zip Morrison looks dreadful.
Joao doing flicks and dummies which really isn’t what we need.
The lack of movement is appalling.

Meanwhile, Posh are playing fast, hard and ugly. I wonder which will work best.

Pepe the Horseman Assuming this is the first time Morrison and Holmes have played together?

They have played together before, but only in pre-season

Hein gets away with one big time.

That's two suicides we've got lucky on.

Millsy

Snowflake Royal

Millsy I thought this would be a comfortable game.

Have you seen us play?

Even so. Was thoroughly expecting us to walk all over them. We're lucky not to be 1 down.

You sir, are an imbecile then.

Millsy I thought this would be a comfortable game.

Have you seen us play?

Not 5 minutes in and Dellor has already mistaken Meite for Ince. In the left back position ffs. Why would Meite be anywhere near there you absolute moron.