Defensive cover could be provided by Eric Lichaj

but seriously, I just want to post this

There

JR was an unwanted player in a disfuntional team when we bought him - he was also getting on. He helped in our winning season but then went injured and no-one has seen him since. He is now 30 months older, has had a hip operation/replacement and his scoring figures for the last four years are worse...

Dear God no

I honestly wouldn't know NIcolas Bignall if he walked up to me in a dark alley.

No Fixed Abode

Is that Sloth from the Goonies?

Sadly not.

quality retro football shirt

I barely watched any football this season, I might make an effort.

Yeah, what TBM said.

Winners of the relevant confederation tournament, winners of last WC, hosts of next WC (its a test run for infrastructure basically) and then I think invitation to get to 8 hosts - Brasil WC - Spain (2010) UEFA - Italy (2012 runners up) AFC - Japan CAF - Nigeria (2013 winners) CONCACAF - Mexico CONM...

soggy biscuit Hasn't Josh McEachran been the next big thing for about the last 4 years?

HaroLOLd used to constantly rave about him, comes on for 10 minutes in a dead-rubber and its "future England captain" this and "composed performance" that.

What a fucking bell.

Its actual LOLz that Tahiti qualified

LightwaterRoyal Wow, what a great signing that would be.

Why hasn't he been playing for Aston Villa?

because he's got no oxf*rd heart

weaker than a very weak lemon drink