Looks like QPR are going to have to pay a "training fee" to Blackburn, around £4m.

BrockManson

genome Beast on FM a few years back.

But what about his FIFA rating?

Not sure, but anyone who uses a FIFA rating as a measure of real life ability should kill themselves using golf shoes and strychnine. Don't ask me how it works, ask them.

USA_Loyal_Royal

TBM

genome Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he completely toilet last season?

He played for Blackburn - they were all toilet

wait so yakubu, hoilett, and roberts are shit?

Hoilett was definitely not toilet.

NattMiles

genome

Pepe the Horseman His bollock exploded. I don't want to meat a guy after that.

He ruptured his bollock last season

This is brand new information.

His goal against West Ham last season was my favourite goal, in terms of pandemonium rating. Hunty's? Yep, but I think I basically fell about LOLing that the gobby Essex cants had basically played us off the park for 45 and were now going in 1-2 down. In terms of pandemonium I'd say ALF's two goals...

Beast on FM a few years back.

Pepe the Horseman His bollock exploded. I don't want to meat a guy after that.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he completely toilet last season?

That's surprising as he seemed to be getting better towards the end of the season, and did pretty well at the Euros.

His goal against West Ham last season was my favourite goal, in terms of pandemonium rating.

Would be great.

Interesting that Spurs signed Naughton and Walker at the same time from Sheffield United, with Naughton the hotter prospect - look how that turned out!

*snip*

Link already posted.

It was actually slightly before Yates's, around the Varsity/Coral area where we passed, so he may well have popped in for a beer and a burger.

I saw him walking past Yates's once, true story.

Premier league experience, knows the club inside out. It reeks of a Big Mac signing.

So, let me get this straight, you actually took the time to collate and type out every single rumour posted on here? I'm pretty sure you could have saved yourself a lot of time by simply typing: "Every rumour on here is currently incorrect except McCleary, and Pogrebnyak." It's not hard t...

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