leicsRoyal Ok, who photo shopped the frog on the unicycle?

The immobilier, its her idea of good sales technique!

Tokyo Sex Whale I want the house on the homepage.

Very nice place, overlooking the lake would make a really good commercial premises, bar, restaurant, B&B etc, its all the money though!

postwhisperer I think your hit counter is broken m8

No, its no use I'm going to have to ask, say what?

mr_number Pizza and beans is, for me, wrong. But it's kinda like a little indiscretion.

Pasta and beans is just all kinds of wrong.

Agreed!

Ready made theme tune/chant for Karleigh "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky" Osborne though? I'll get me drizabone!

Barry the bird boggler Not sure whether to have beans with my pizza tonight or not.....

That's just wrong, way too northern, like the cafe that serves an all day breakfast including baked beans on a pizza in Hull

Eaststandman in incorrect spelling of address shock horror, oops! sorry

Situated in the lovely, quiet, lakeside village of Huelgoat, our comfortable, traditional granite Breton house. Located 45 minutes south of the ferry port at Roscoff & 45 minutes east of the airport in Brest. The village is in the centre of the ancient forest and national park of this fascinatin...

Extended-Phenotype Is the OP really, really old? My Gran speaks a bit like that - really long sentences where she forgets what the point was half way through and changes to something else that I need to take back to Primark on Saturday because it's too tight around my balls.

Feck Off Oldbies! I have no plans to sell off the remaining warehouse full of fur hats, kalashinkovs or T34's at my disposal, but there is a popular Russian chocolate biscuit called, Sladkaya Sloboda................... The man behind that (literal) car boot sale was years ahead of his time. Now whe...

Mr Angry is right, you just can't stop yourself being a fan because you don't like the owners, you just hope for the best and liberal applications of lubricant when they screw you over!

Feck Off Oldbies!

I have no plans to sell off the remaining warehouse full of fur hats, kalashinkovs or T34's at my disposal, but there is a popular Russian chocolate biscuit called,

Sladkaya Sloboda...................