Nicky Forster spinning and shooting from about 45 yards out and hitting the top of the bar Big foot said Sidwell and i thought it was Parky. Are you both thinking of the 0-0 away game? Peter Hoekstra hat trick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdYXwr5MWtY&feature=related Shorey's fail for that fi...

Neil Cutler fumbling the ball, Cureton smashing home

They would have been relegated if it wasn't for Portsmouth's points deduction.

If this one comes off, are we looking to bring anyone else in? Quality signings so far this summer.

Good grief, you lot are unbelievable!

I apologise if I offended you in any way. Truly, I am. Don't apologise to me, apologise to yourself..you're like an inflatable boy with a pin. The simples pleasures in life are the best, embrace it m8. I was actually being ironic genius, but it's a shame you didn't catch on. Nice metaphor though.

I apologise if I offended you in any way.

Truly, I am.

@ anyone who takes it more than light-hearted banter.

The Three Guineas is the traditional away fan's pub, located directly on your right when you exit the train station.

As for trouble, I wouldn't expect any at all. We've mellowed considerably since we won the family club of the year award.

You lot are deluded both ways. Firstly he's a class act and would guarentee us 10-15 goals which could potentially keep us up. Which secondly means, we aren't getting him. None of our strikers could get 10-15 in chamionship let alone prem. ALF - 2011/12 Championship - 32 apps, 12 goals. Church - 20...

Looks like Church has found his level.

Gus the teenage cow why is he 25?

Because he was born 25 years ago I would imagine.

Good thing I read it before it was taken down!

Thought we had a real player on our hands after the Millwall game, and he played really well at Leicester the following week but seemed to just fade completely after that.

Does anyone else remember his quality own goal against us in 2009/10?

Looks like QPR are going to have to pay a "training fee" to Blackburn, around £4m.

BrockManson

genome Beast on FM a few years back.

But what about his FIFA rating?

Not sure, but anyone who uses a FIFA rating as a measure of real life ability should kill themselves using golf shoes and strychnine. Don't ask me how it works, ask them.

USA_Loyal_Royal

TBM

genome Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he completely toilet last season?

He played for Blackburn - they were all toilet

wait so yakubu, hoilett, and roberts are shit?

Hoilett was definitely not toilet.

NattMiles

genome

Pepe the Horseman His bollock exploded. I don't want to meat a guy after that.

He ruptured his bollock last season

This is brand new information.

His goal against West Ham last season was my favourite goal, in terms of pandemonium rating. Hunty's? Yep, but I think I basically fell about LOLing that the gobby Essex cants had basically played us off the park for 45 and were now going in 1-2 down. In terms of pandemonium I'd say ALF's two goals...