Open Letter to Nick(y) Hammond

[under the tin]

Gylfi(obviously), Federici.
Acquiring/developing players is such an unpredictable thing. Few, if any, clubs get it right every time regardless of how much cash they flash.
Coppel's track record ain't bad, when you consider the names above, but even he signed some turkeys, and with that in mind, I suspect he expected Akpan to make a bigger impact here than he has. In terms of the "polishing rough diamonds" Reading way, I reckon that we will make a decent profit on Morrison.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Gylfi was a product of our academy, so I'm not sure we can really count that as a 'signing'.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Dear Nicky

Did you really let in one hundred goals in one season?

Yours faithfully

Wally Basson

Dear Nicky

Do you thing this note is a forgery? Personally I think the real Wally would be able to spell his name right....

Ps - will the club be pre seasoning in the Middle East or in the States in July?

Yours sincerely

[wally bassoon]

Dear Nicky

Did you really let in one hundred goals in one season?

Yours faithfully

Wally Basson

Dear Nicky

Do you thing this note is a forgery? Personally I think the real Wally would be able to spell his name right....

Ps - will the club be pre seasoning in the Middle East or in the States in July?

Yours sincerely