by Zana Badawi »
09 Mar 2014 19:58
Like:
Fulham - Mentalist club. A statue of Michael Jackson, and an owner who wants a British Passport despite the fact he's convinced the Royal Family killed his son. Some of the best pubs in London withing a five mile radius of the ground and you can leave Reading at 9.30 and be in them by opening time. Generally when you're in Fulham after the game, there's no real reason to rush home. Despite basically buying the lower leagues under Keegan, they've settled down and generally do things the right way. The sacking of Jol, however, may be a turning point for the worst.
Millwall - Genuine lower half championship side who have never resorted to any cheap tactic to get promotion or avoid relegation. The fact that they tend to avoid relegation each year despite looking like one of the four worst clubs each year - well, you've got to respect that. Appointing Holloway, however, may be a turning point.
Swansea - Probably the best set of fans I've met and have spent the best part of a decade assembling a team based, it seems, almost solely on playing ethos. Love em, even when they are playing the ball around without purpose for 90 minutes
Dislike:
Chelsea - When Mourinho took a swipe at St John's Ambulance then, frankly, that's the most out of order event of the modern game. The farce of the treatment of Benitez is probably the second. Here's the thing, Chelsea is the most affluent part of London - the people there don't go to football. So Chelsea is supported by people who choose to support them and they choose to support Chelsea because they WANT to be antagonistic and unliked. Its no wonder that when they have the fans they do, that eventually it passes onto the players. If you want to summarise Chelsea up: Most club's 'element' are basically young men who cant hold a drink and have a gob on them. Not at Chelsea - Chelsea's element are grown men who choose to be this way. Its like a montage of all the unimpressive bits of 'This is England'
Portsmouth - Refused to pay their bills to the average working man who kept the club running to save them, but saved a kitty for Redknapp and Sol Campbell. Normally I wouldn't take umbrage with a club solely for their financial situation, but Fratton Park is a hole. Even in the 70s and 80s it was never a 'good old fashioned ground', then they got to the Premiership, and reacted to the all-seater stadium regulations by stapling a couple of thousand seats as close as they can get them in the uncovered away end. When their demise came, which was greatly deserved, I was, however, greatly amused that they put their faith in Dave Kitson, who, in return for that faith, did absolutely bugger all. You could say that Portsmouth are victims of circumstance, but every decision they've made when those circumstances occurred has been lowest common denominator stuff.
Leicester - Got out of administration by convincing the HMRC that they didn't need this year's taxes. Try that one at home. I'm beginning to think that their initial 'we're in the wrong league' attitude when they went down might be wearing a bit thin now. See also Derby.
Spurs - Fck em. The lot of them.