BIKEY YOU TWAT!

[Dirk Gently]

How I've had a chance to look properly at the Bikey sending off, I have to say that if you're going to take your shirt off in a fit of temper, FFS make sure you can get it easily over your head. It spoils the whole effect otherwise!

[brendywendy]

i was hoping he wouldnt manage it, and have to leave the picth with his shirt stuck round his neck and covering his face

[Horsham Royal]

Thompson went down far too easily - his legs just buckled under the force of the shirt tug.
Should have been a pen, a booking for Bikey and a booking for Thompson for diving.

(And, yes, I know everyone goes down easily ).

If Thompson was booked for diving then there would be no penalty!

Could he not be booked for unsporting conduct ?
Just because one offence has been committed (ie the tug) doesn't mean a resulting offence (eg a punch in the face) can't be punished ...

Anyway, as said, everyone does it so hey ho.

[Para Handy]

Just logging in from the M6 to issue lolz at our crazy African friend. Just lolz.

Fookin hell. That's just blown 5 years of cred as an Oxford grad out the window then. "just logging in from the M6"... christ ,even spacey couldn't come up with a line like that.

You were never funny but now you're just really fcking boring. The end of the season can't come soon enough for you - take the summer off and come back in August with some new material.

Thanks Mags. I've never tried to be funny. I'll take your comments into account though. It's always useful to have an opinion from the internet. Especially, from someone that spends so much time on it.

[Rex]

How I've had a chance to look properly at the Bikey sending off, I have to say that if you're going to take your shirt off in a fit of temper, FFS make sure you can get it easily over your head. It spoils the whole effect otherwise!

Almost a comedy classic there it it got stuck and the ref had to help him off the pitch.

[Maguire]

You were never funny but now you're just really fcking boring. The end of the season can't come soon enough for you - take the summer off and come back in August with some new material.

Thanks Mags. I've never tried to be funny. I'll take your comments into account though. It's always useful to have an opinion from the internet. Especially, from someone that spends so much time on it.

Anytime fella, anytime.

(apart from evenings and weekends when i'm not working)