Haiku Season

[maffff]

Carriço not good
McDermott help push him out
Won Europa League

[Uke]

Anton lies to John
Never trust a Russian cûnt
Financial rape

[joeroyal]

Adkins has failed
We are f*cked financially
Floyd was right of course

Are you attending Depression syndrome classes by any chance

[CavershamRoyal]

Reading FC - A Season in Haikus

The propaganda
They spewed in the off-season
Was just rhetoric.

In reality
After broken promises
Seventh was quite fair.

Wouldn’t have mattered
Derby were always victors
Just heartbreak for us.

A poor home record
Cost us a shot at the dream
So Brentford await.

Can’t win anything
Especially with the youth
So the saying goes.

However next year
We will have to prove them wrong
Or League One beckons.

Adkins gets the blame
But where should it really lie?
With the oligarch.

[ILoveMoonPig]

We spent lots, too soon
on Roy, the Pog and Kanu
Idiots still boo.

Goals, we need a ton
without jem and Morrison
Yet still, we move on.

Warning without heed
A Chairman's money, we need:
Build, evolve, succeed.