Players you won't see at the Madejski next season

Tony Le Mesmer · by **Tony Le Mesmer** » 03 Jul 2006 12:04

Paul Bodin

Karl Elsey

Frustrated_Royal · by **Frustrated_Royal** » 03 Jul 2006 12:09

Coppelloadofthat John Player
Gary Player
Playa d'en Bossa

Not to mention other players like...

P Diddy
Kanye West
50 Cent
Usher

notloyalenuffroyal · by **notloyalenuffroyal** » 03 Jul 2006 12:20

Any one that plays for Southampton LOL

Thomas L'Heureux · by **Thomas L'Heureux** » 03 Jul 2006 13:14

Shaun Wright-Philips (without the aid of binoculars anyway).

swansea jack · by **swansea jack** » 03 Jul 2006 13:58

Thomas L'Heureux Shaun Wright-Philips (without the aid of binoculars anyway).

Or his mate Gary Coleman.

hellopremiership · by **hellopremiership** » 03 Jul 2006 14:45

Adrian's Fool · by **Adrian's Fool** » 03 Jul 2006 15:00

Cristiano Ronaldo.

joe999 · by **joe999** » 03 Jul 2006 15:33

Robert pires and dennis bergkamp: both gone. Might give us a slightly better chance.

tomrfcurz · by **tomrfcurz** » 03 Jul 2006 16:09

Alan Shearer
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Chris Kirkland
Nathan Ellington
Mart Poom
Quincy Owusu Abeyie
Theo Walcott
David Beckham
Owen Hargreaves

Row Z Royal · by **Row Z Royal** » 03 Jul 2006 16:11

Darren Day

Yank Soccer · by **Yank Soccer** » 03 Jul 2006 21:30

the worst of the US National Team (or 4/5th... which ever comes first)

ys

M-U-R-T-Y · by **M-U-R-T-Y** » 03 Jul 2006 22:04

Santa

cmonurz · by **cmonurz** » 03 Jul 2006 22:29

Anyone (in a Reading shirt) who isn't in the squad already?

AbovetheI · by **AbovetheI** » 03 Jul 2006 22:43

Les Ferdinand

Einstein agogo · by **Einstein agogo** » 04 Jul 2006 09:12

bobby moore
stanley matthews
george best

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 04 Jul 2006 09:22

Adam Fedreci

Silver Fox · by **Silver Fox** » 04 Jul 2006 12:22

Charles 'Charlie' Charles
Roy Race
Billy the Fish
Jonny X
Brown Fox
Hot Shot Hamish

Toadie · by **Toadie** » 04 Jul 2006 12:29

Gary Player
John Player Special
Playa Den B'Ossa

...and Gary Doherty

Mr Irascible · by **Mr Irascible** » 07 Jul 2006 17:13

Mendieta

Mendefence

Mork and Mendi

Steve Sidwell

moo · by **moo** » 07 Jul 2006 19:00

Any women - they dont like football really, they pretend cos of all the sexy Moo Crew boyos