Congratulations Shane Long

[Crowthorne Royal]

I hate that stupid baby rocking celebration.....Bebeto did it about 20 years ago and no-one has improved it since.

I'd love Shane to lay on his back with his arms crooked like a baby and pretend to cry whilst the team simulate wiping his ar*e, much more realistic and bound to get on Soccer Am, Late Kick Off, Gillette SS etc, etc.

- I sound a bit disturbed there don't I? but you get the idea, something different. I will be making the trip tomorrow so come on Shane!

[Compo's Hat]

Having (supposedly) a kid, equals sleepless couple of nights i bet.

Bench please!!!

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Congratulations Shane.

[Rex]

Perhaps it was a phantom pregnancy earlier in the season. Lets hope the post natal weight loss continues.

[Mad Dog's Ghost]

Apparently a lot of credit is due to Snowball.

[Scarface]

It would be far more original if he shat himself and then started crying.

[sandman]

I opened this thread thinking it might be on the subject of an award won for his efforts since January perhaps, or an Ireland call-up or maybe he's lost some more weight. I don't give a damn about our player's personal lives though to be honest. How do you gimps even find out this kind of thing anyway?

Maybe because they read it in the morning paper and heard about it on the radio.